Sally

Full time apprenticeship trainer | Part time blogger | Serial list maker | Avid biscuit dunker.

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@SkyHelpTeam hi is there an issue with your website? Trying to order a phone but it’s not working

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@dhlexpressuk trying to call your customer services... how on earth do we get through to speak to a real person? It keeps disconnecting because the tracking number isn’t recognised.

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@virginmedia The last time I called the technical team, they sent an engineer to figure out why my WiFi wasn’t working, even though I had told them twice they had sent me the wrong plug, so the reason it wasn’t working was because it wasn’t plugged in. Took 2 engineer appointments to fix that

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How can @virginmedia justify putting the prices up when their WiFi can’t go a day without keep losing signal 🙄 everyone I’ve seen after searching on here is moaning about the shit WiFi, but yet they blindly ignore and make us all pay more for the privilege 🤔

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@virginmedia But surely if the service was right in the first place, Virgin wouldn’t need to spend so much money on engineers? The WiFi just decides to cut out at least 4 or 5 times a day and a quick twitter search shows this is a v common problem

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I actually do!

[👱🏼‍♀️ @xkirstm]

Anyone else randomly scream ‘I’m claustrophobic Darren’ in their mind or am I just weird lol

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So over the past 2 days I’ve been called Amanda, Samantha, Sarah and Lola by people who either know my name or have it literally written in front of them, and today I had someone on the phone from a company accidentally say “love you, bye” at the end of a convo 😂😂

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@virginmedia The plug cable for the router doesn’t fit it, and the customer services man couldn’t figure out why the WiFi wasn’t working (even though I told him it wasn’t plugged in and why lol) so we have a technician coming out on Tuesday

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Thanks to @virginmedia sending us the wrong blog for our router, we have no internet or tv until Tuesday. On a totally unrelated note I’ve been really bloody productive today 🙄🙄

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How can you justify an estimated bill of £200 for one month gas and electric because it’s clearly not to pay the wages of the non existent customer services employees.

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@EONhelp are your systems really down or is that just a way of getting people off the phone to shorten the queue? Tried to call customer services 3 times over different days been on hold 30 minutes + each time and the first time someone answers, they ask us to call back.

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@laurenhcole Do ittttttt

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@female_original I ordered some from amazon with no prescription just the blue tint, they seem to work well! They were only like £15 and well worth the money!

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This weekend I’ve opened a joint account with my fiancé, bought a new bed, dishwasher, tumble dryer, kettle, toaster and sofa bed and cooked a lamb roast. Since when did I become an adult? I also got new salt and pepper mills and not gonna lie it was equally as exciting.

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Is it the definition of irony that I’ve been procrastinating from packing/declutering my entire house by binging Tidying Up with Marie Kondo OR is it the best idea ever?

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I just said “excuse me please” to my dog as he was sitting on my coat and I really hope he appreciates my manners.

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“R Kelly is a sex offender”
“Yeah but vibe is a banger though”
“He’s being investigated for sexual offences...”
“ALEXA, PLAY I BELIEVE I CAN FLY” https://t.co/CskOK2j4UP

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Just gonna ignore the fact that we move house in 3 weeks and hope that the boxes pack themselves and the fairies do a deep clean 🤞

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Whenever I hear someone say ‘he took me up the shard’, i don’t think of a romantic trip to a London landmark, I giggle like a school girl because clearly, I am 12.

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My body: what’s that? You’re back to work tomorrow after 2 weeks off? Here, have a stinking cold to celebrate 👍