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everyone deserves a bicycle

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@BostonMassUSA I think only one is from "Boston" and it's actually the south shore area

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@BostonMassUSA my comment found the wrong side of twitter

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@BostonMassUSA just make this sliver it's own country

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this came to me in a dream

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@KLobstar my eyes aren't what they used to be so naturally I thought this was a 6 foot hotdog

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@synthandlasers this placed was packed to the brim when I was there. couldnt admire the natural wood floors

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went here once and on that exact tv was playing "rubber" a movie about a tire that kills people. was so enthralled i forgot i was in a bar with lots of people. good times

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

I love tweeting random bars / restaurants in nyc because 0% chance any of you guys could even ID this place

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the fastest he's moved in years

[Acyn @Acyn]

President Trump chases down a small child on stage.

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what's up with all these reality shows bringing on so many maga, ain't nobody wanna watch their racist ass

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@rachelwolfson this is excellent news

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@boombabybrown damn. you caught me

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watched about 30 shark movies the past week it's hard to keep track and no, before you ask, it wasn't jaws 30 times

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didn't know such a hyper topical six year old tweet would ever be relevant again

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the entire world: the corona virus is a serious issue

fox news: lmao its a hoax and ur a corncob if you believe in it

conservatives: well i certainly dont wanna be a corncob

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@Celebrate366 how bout that

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i spoke to my old friend mitch hedberg this morning. he’s still recovering in the hospital. we talked for just shy of 20 minutes

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@BostonMassUSA would love to see someone convert one of those trolleys into a camper

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@BostonMassUSA I am angry rn

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fucken nuts that ai drinks more water when i ask "do bugs feel pain" than i have in my entire life

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got a clicky keyboard for work and now i'm the big man on campus

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@benedictsred i was thirsty