Abraham Lincoln

Abe Lincoln

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there's a concert at me today: http://tinyurl.com/lincolnconcert

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I can't believe Jefferson got a bigger pool than me.

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Dear gawd – do any of these Kentucky visitors have hotels with showers?

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Where are all these children getting ice cream? Their sticky fingers are ruining my clean columns.

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Some 30-year-old just called me “that dude from Bill and Ted.” If my ass weren’t cemented to this chair …