Lindsay Lucido

unethically monogamous

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

Comedy is going super well. They're gonna make me partner.

[Aimee Lucido @AimeeLucido]

I am *thrilled* to be sharing the details of my upcoming tour for the launch of my debut #picturebook, PASTA PASTA LOTSA PASTA, with my fellow rhyming #foodie writer, @LisaRiddiough! More details can be found on my website, and I hope to see you there!

#pasta #book #kidlit

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GROUP?!

The #TroubledTeenIndustry is w i l d d d! @Lindsaylucido spills the 🍵 on TTI!

[Aimee Lucido @AimeeLucido]

First review is in for my 7/2/24 picture book, PASTA PASTA LOTSA PASTA and it's a *great* one from Kirkus! They said it was "...an aria, expressed in rollicking verse..." and so many other lovely things. The whole review can be found at https://t.co/DYMGcJg5Bu !

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

@whalenlucia @alexdrag_ The lack of sexual chemistry is palpable

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

I flossed today, and when I was done, I noticed there was blood on the floss. That must mean I need to floss more, because I haven’t eaten blood in weeks.

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

This is Jordan Neely. He was a Michael Jackson impersonator with a loving fan base, who documented his performances over the course of years.

If you rode the subways in the last ten years and stumbled into a spry, joyful MJ, it was likely Neely.

🔗: https://t.co/RUTrohhGjz

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Men, never accept a contract with Getty Images:

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

Overheard in New York: “I used to fantasize about one day getting a selfie with him and now he’s been inside of me!”

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

Yeah, I’ve paid for sex…9 months later!! Am I right?? Where my parents at?

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

@sarahjaeleiber Toad in a hole!

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

My friend once told me he was going to hang out with a buddy he “hadn’t seen since college”. That man had graduated 3 months before.

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

Act now! Tell @NYCMayorsOffice @NYCSpeakerAdams @NYCCouncil to #InvestInLibraries. https://t.co/JxvRk2jGMf

[Seets💫 @MamaSitaa__]

Exactly one week after CA dropped mask mandates in healthcare and high-risk settings, my clinic calls me to reschedule my weekly IV therapy because.... all but two nurses that can give my treatment are out sick.

Don't look up. Don't say covid. Do not connect to the dots.

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

@HaloTopCreamery there were no peanut butter cups in my peanut butter cup ice cream :(

[Davram @davramdavram]

This guy says that Jews control everything so I used my powers as a Jew to command him to leave.

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

It’s so embarrassing to be the only sober one in a group. The next day your friends can be like “so sorry for last night. I was wasted” and you have to be like “so sorry for last night. I was…of sound mind and still decided to do those same things”

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

Can’t believe I’m closer to 28 than I am to 16 :/ (I’m 29)

[Lindsay Lucido @Lindsaylucido]

@DanielJPerafan Wait, what is this? I’m confused

[justcomenyc @justcomenyc]

Tuesday 3/7 we're kicking off March with a super sexy, supersized lineup:

@iamryanbeck
@laurasogs
@caseyJsalengo
@Lindsaylucido
@AllThatandMoore
& @whodougsmith

8:30 PM @ The Graham, 151 Meserole Street FREE
https://t.co/NihtcXVCK2