Respected Assassin.

Jimmy Buffet’s favorite granddaughter.

[Respected Assassin. @lindsjae]

I was this years old when I realized my sense of humor is restricted to vine references and nothing more.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I need folks who are not LGBTQ to understand that today's ruling is not just about a website. It is a clear sign that Obergefell (same sex marriage) and Bostock (LGBTQ employment protections) are in danger of being overturned. This is a devastating ruling. Please understand that.

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

when I say “I got that dog in me” this is what I mean

[Respected Assassin. @lindsjae]

@taiylinds HEY WHAT

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

The Denver Nuggets are coming home for Game 5 up 3-1 in the NBA Finals.

The Denver Nuggets could win an NBA Championship on Monday night in Denver, Colorado.

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

NUGGETS WIN

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

We see you, we hear you, we're fighting with you. How are you celebrating and honoring #TransgenderDayOfVisibility and trans joy today? ❣️🏳️‍⚧️

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Time for violence.

[Respected Assassin. @lindsjae]

Bruh. I get to see one of my favorite bands of ALL TIME in Seattle in August with @ty_lindsey . What to heck is life, being a millennial is a trip. @Yellowcard @williamryankey

[Respected Assassin. @lindsjae]

This one is for literally every media source.

Please stop using SA and predatory behavior as plot points/tension building for female and underage protagonists for shock factor.

It’s fuckin 2023, knock it off already.

[Amato @Tomato_tAMATO]

Not my 34 years of age old ass geeking at the header of @Yellowcard reading “stay tuned.” Don’t toy with my emotions like that

[Respected Assassin. @lindsjae]

Uh, so this makes me cringe, but if you could checkout my twitch and YouTube channel, I would be forever grateful. It’s just me and my friends dying a lot. ✌🏼

Joogelbear on both twitch and YouTube.

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

The Last of Us was sheer poetry tonight. Unforgettable.

[Respected Assassin. @lindsjae]

If you don’t understand my Friday Night Lights references, get the fuck away from me.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

Went to see a patient & the RN told me: “Heads up. Our patient is she/her.”

Patient at one point asked me a question, I replied “Yes ma’am.” She hadn’t quite looked at me until I said that. After she was fully engaged.

Here’s how long it took me to adjust: zero seconds.

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults