J Alan

An attorney with lasers... what could go wrong?
Vegan, cat harem master, and a beliver that the world needs more Mister Rogers.

[J Alan @linearloop]

Paid $125 on a holiday weekend to find this out and they can't downgrade me until tomorrow. What a super great Memorial Day weekend here in my hot house. Thanks @carrier for the #fail

[J Alan @linearloop]

@carrier Hey, great of you to push out a software update to Infinity B touch last month that disables random HVAC components. Just discovered on this first hot weekend of the year that my AC doesn't work and that your software update is causing these issues.

[J Alan @linearloop]

@ocmonalisa @SenTedCruz @sart48 @politicalelle Your doctor called to remind you to take your meds every day.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Millennials are the first generation not to be better off than their parents in terms of income or job status. No wonder there is cynicism and finger-pointing. When the economy doesn’t provide opportunity for young people, we need to be brave enough to enact meaningful change.

[J Alan @linearloop]

@GeorgeTakei You, of course! 😋

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

If you stop and think about it, there is a good chunk of America that doesn't believe scientists, experts and journalists, yet trusts the word of a president who has defrauded people all his life and who has lied repeatedly and brazenly while in office. We have much to fix.

[J Alan @linearloop]

@united Oh why YES YOU CAN delay UA3575 again! Way to go United! #fail

[J Alan @linearloop]

@united So what's up with UA3575? So many of my United flights are delayed. Can this flight change times yet again today? This is a mess.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Only the Trump administration could issue an Executive Order to undo a policy it claimed it did not exist, but anyway had no power to alter because it was made by the Democrats, then proceed to misspell "separation."

[J Alan @linearloop]

Something in the universe was very wrong yesterday.

[60 Second Docs @60SecDocs]

Biologist Tim Wong raises thousands of butterflies in his backyard.
More stories --> @60SecDocs

[Peter Beinart @PeterBeinart]

I supported the Iraq War. A mentor died in it. My sister-in-law left her toddler to serve in it. I wrote 2 books grappling w/ how I got it so wrong. I never thought people like Bolton + Netanyahu could pull off a campaign of lies like that again. They have https://t.co/JAAYH684lg

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

#stablegenius you say

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

On our way to #steelcitycon2017... #bydhttmwfi

[J Alan @linearloop]

@wow_air I'd love to take my best friend, who has never left the US, to see my favourite city in the world, London, at Christmas. 2 of us from Pittsburgh to Gatwick!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

It is our moral duty to help those struck by hurricanes, but also those struck by cancer. The fortunate should help the less fortunate.

[audrey russo @PittsTechAudrey]

https://t.co/4J5HECwZZB

[J Alan @linearloop]

My little pal

[Iwan Rheon @iwanrheon]

If this doesn't cheer you up... https://t.co/4YpOYTiNxZ