Cole

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These kids played The Grateful Dead at their talent show. According to the comments they were in 8th grade. Maybe the kids will be alright.

[Circe @vocalcry]

Everything is perfectly clear. Iran could not be allowed to get a nuclear weapon, which they have been months away from developing for well over a decade.

Also, Trump is the only president who could have kept us out of war with Iran, as he himself repeatedly told us. So we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, which Tulsi said they didn't have, in 2025. Then we attacked them last month because Israel was going to attack them because they were months away from developing a nuclear weapon since we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, and that would lead Iran to attack American bases.

Iran has never posed a threat to the United States, but we had to attack them first, not because of Israel, but because they posed an imminent threat to the United States.

Fortunately, we have won the war, which was not a war but a special operation, in Iran now several times in the last two weeks. It is basically over but might not be over for some time because we already won. We also don't need anyone to help open the Strait of Hormuz, which we knew they would close, which is why we didn't prepare, and we now need allies to help open.

What are you guys not understanding?

[Horse Hater @HorseHater69]

horses are the antichrist and must be destroyed

[Horse Hater @HorseHater69]

horses, don't like em.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Why aren’t you celebrating!!!

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

“Why don’t you play mens league”

Mens league at 10:49 pm on a Monday:

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Gotta be honest brother, looks like he’s doing it

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Wishing everyone the best of luck today. May you utterly humiliate and destroy your political opponents online. You are completely right about everything. Don’t ever forget that.

Have a great day.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

He’s vaping too??? this guy looks like he knocks on the door of his own house and sells solar to himself. What a fucking rockstar

[Elisha Twerski @ElishaTwerski]

One thing I’m grateful for: Joe Barry isn’t here to make Micah Parsons a rotational strong safety who drops into zone 12 yards off the ball every snap.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

never in my life have i heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Ted Cruz after his interview with Tucker Carlson

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

if you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become

[metakuna (14/100 blog posts) @metakuna]

Non-drinkers who go to social events are freeriding on the goodwill and joviality of hard working drinkers and the whole social fabric would fall apart if everybody stopped drinking

[Royal @RoyalsProps]

“I told you McNese was a fucking hammer bro their entrance is fucking sick”

[Cole @litetical]

@camoflye Cooper holdin it down for us athletic whites

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

JUST WATCHED SYDNEY SWEENEY BITE INTO A PICKLE AND I STARTED BARKING LIKE A DOG

[Evan Rawal @evanrawal]

It’s the 8 year anniversary of the biggest hit I’ve ever seen live, Nikita Zadorov on Mark Scheifele.

I thought Scheifele had left us.