Assisted Living is a band

Philadelphia’s Premiere Private Equity Experience “is Coming” out now—Moderated by Gael

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is Coming is no longer coming. It came. Debut album is live on all the streamers. Tapes available from @StrangeMono

https://t.co/l7AwiDFKOU

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Hear me out: Frontrooms.

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For posterity, an astrology anemone
sound is refined into electricty
at the mausoleum
@PhilaMOCA @vinylwilliams @HOTT_MT

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Mr Evrart is helping me find my gun

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Wawa Hoagiefest 2026:
“It wont bring your mom back, son, but it IS the only thing open right now.”

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left trying to pocket the sun

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Slow is smooth and smooth is give me your heart make it real or else forget about it.

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Assisted Living would like to thank their newest sponsor, Ultimate Performance Power Gel™! They are beyond excited to kill the competition with 40g of semi-automatic protein!
-Gael

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I’ve been running the numbers and they’re all tired.

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Mclusky was a bucket list experience

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Thanks @VICE we will continue shouting/crooning into the void

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https://t.co/xnqz7dINnE

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the most effective method
of disposal so it seems
is to let them climb mountains
and build their submarines

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Nothing but Rock

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I wonder if the outer layer of the onion feels left out.

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Sorry Im late. I had to check every bathroom for handgun bullets.

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You wake in an open house for a pre-fab condo. Three sporty couples are admiring the marble kitchen island. The open floor plan is great for entertaining. You have three options: Make a Hinge profile, buy the new Resident Evil, or start a Holy War in the Middle East.

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How many time zones do I have to suck to get a good night’s sleep around here?

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I dont know what the secret to happiness is, but Ive never been sad in a Mexican restaurant.

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Is it worth getting arrested to kick dent stupid fucking jeff koons dog