Liz B. 🌚🌛

shake it like a polariod picture

[Liz B. 🌚🌛 @LizBitB]

@Kaaatertott I can’t meet these unrealistic expectations

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Radically Accepting that I’m gonna day drink

[masha @masha_slp]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Everything bad in the world is because of private equity and everything good in the world is because of the moon

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. I was like damn bruv

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

great news for fans of omens and portents

[🐝Promenading Anthony’s Pinnacle🐝 @chaoticguitar]

life without NSAIDs 😭😂

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

He hasn’t asked me to be his hot dog for opening day

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

I feel like normally when a mountain of credible evidence that a country's leader is an unrepentant pedophile is uncovered, at the very least the opposition party demands that person step down.

[𝒮𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒴 𝒮𝐸𝐻𝑅𝒜 ੴ @sonnysehra]

hbo’s “carnivàle” (2003-2005) is one of the most brilliant, weirdest, and criminally underrated shows i’ve ever seen. it takes place in the 1930s dust bowl and it’s inspired by gnosticism, david lynch, the book of revelation, hinduism, & masonic lore. so ahead of its time.

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

gm

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

im gonna be real since ai was invented it has done not 1 positive thing to surprise me and every single negative thing i thought it would. gotta be the worst invention of the century so far

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room