Elizabeth S

a hot commodity

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

I always miss Tinder on Tuesdays because I have a long drive and no one random to talk to on the phone now

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Always me:
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WHAT IS THAT SOUND 😰

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Hungry? Get $20 off your first order on #UberEATS with my code: eats-elizabeths1260. https://t.co/vs7go4R6zu

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

You should join DoorDash! You'll get a free delivery if you sign up through this link https://t.co/33k4eej3Hi

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

When, for the first time in your whole life, you're the one whose cell phone alarm goes off in the middle of Mass

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Little bow pimp

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Pa'lante

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

I love to hear those three little words..."out for delivery"

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

That's called gnosis!

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Me in audition mode: 👀😳💔🐩🏅💘🏃🏼💃🏻🐿🌴🏊🏼🏇🏼🎹🎧🎬🚨📝📝📝💻😅😰😱🤔😑😊

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Nothing interrupts the privilege of forgetting like LinkedIn rifling through your old, old, OLD gmail contacts.

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

How long I feared discernment, how I hid from its piercing gaze, when all it has ever meant is living the deepest, truest parts of my heart.

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Total time before hpd arrived: 67 min.The officer did not have the correct or complete info on my call. Told me to make sure I have weapons.

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Called 911 more than an hour ago. Took 11 minutes to connect to an operator. 51 minutes later no one has arrived. #Houston

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Planning my upcoming trip to NYC- staying at NYLO New York City. Get a room discount on me: http://t.co/ZOn08nTVly

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

https://t.co/p4TlawfQOt ANTHEM. Not at all a clean version.

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Cleaning out childhood papers...2nd grass story begins "Once when I was accidentally scrambled onto a ship..." Anyone else??

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

Please don't throw your turn pattern on the intro #dancember #dancerprobs #sayingthisforyears

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

When that trite Christmas movie overlaps with your real life a liiiiittle too much.

[Elizabeth S @lizs]

They are playing Trompe le Monde in this coffee shop...the whole album. 💗💗Pixies💗💗