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[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Jason Burne @Monty_Brogan69]

On vient de passer en 24h des experts en plafond inflammable aux experts en géopolitique et conflits internationaux. Faut se mouiller la nuque avant de lire pour tenir le coup.

[t. @thandoau]

a high paying job in a healthy environment with sound benefits and one that still allows me to pursue my hobbies. amen.

[𝐁𝐍 ( deuspi hate account ) @bneforlife]

Tu mets de la musique dans la voiture et les passagers commence à un peu trop parler

[✩ @lnhnz]

on lave pas

[brice bebey🇨🇲 @lemessirevient]

Avec ce genre d ongles comment vous faites pour bien laver votre derrière

[✩ @lnhnz]

bannière bannière bio collants rouges bio bannière eh on a compris

[𝓚 ❤︎ @misskerrington]

girl maintenance is so expensive it’s not even enjoyable anymore 😭😭😭😭😭 i be at my appointments with a straight face

[♰ @reeceollld]

i love going the fuck to sleep

[shera @kimpetrasse]

La quantité d’énergie requise pour se tenir droit et pas comme le bossu de notre dame en public me répugne

[Tʜeresa 🇨🇩🐆 @nomoretysl4l]

c’est démodé de demander tu fais t’arrives avec ils crient un peu puis on avance

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

Men are not attractive anymore and im not even talking about looks. they are so disrespectful, want princess treatment, can't communicate, can't connect emotionally, immature and more.. is a complete turn off.

[freia @freialobo]

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

[erika @yeeeerika]

you know i keep that thang on me (cat hair)

[trish @ultragloss]

unfortunately wearing sunglasses immediately takes away both my vision and my hearing. as well as my depth perception and spatial awareness

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Gyro lover 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @akaz7a]

Jcrois mon rêve c’est que mes parents aillent voir un psy et qu’on leur dise qu’ils sont fous droit dans les yeux