delta slim

Pokémon Master • … I moonlight as a Jedi in my spare time

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

That decision eats him alive lol

[yc @yc]

Digging too deep in the drafts for material, real millennial

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

It's interesting seeing what they all have in common

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

If your politics require children to die quietly overseas so stock prices stay calm, your politics are garbage.

[delta slim @localstarboy]

@BOBBYBBOB_ @supremevegeta_ @DetectiveSpade_ Bruce Banner and the Hulk are two different people that share the same physical person i.e two different personalities sharing one body =
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

peter parker's big homie was mech suit mark zuckerberg and his gf is an MIT aerospace engineer which is code for i make missiles

of course he's the feds

[woop @woop54]

Palantir Parker is such an all timer slander name

[grant @6ranted]

she dont need mind control to tell me what to do

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

JUST IN: Billionaire CEO discovers that employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements.

[delta slim @localstarboy]

@StevenACohen2 remember this? got the casino & it doesn’t matter anymore because of spreadsheet man right. nice work becoming the east coast A’s

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just after @telegram made that tweet, their app was removed from the Apple App Store.

[Grimm @Sadbonerman]

Seen someone say the X-Men have a no kill rule, like them boys don't run a black ops assassination task force

[Red From Boulder Punch 2.0 @RedLReviews]

The concept of the team with This Fuckin Guy on it having a “No Kill Rule” is insanely funny

[TJ™️ @TJTheUndeterred]

Because caucasians don't have an issue with pedophiles if they like them.

[David Smith @Derek09329884]

How to destroy a team that went to game 6 of NLCS in 2024 and turn them into a last place laughing stock done by David Stearns with the consent of owner Steve Cohen. #Mets

[Saint Jay 🇯🇲 @SaintJaySZN]

GOAT

[Slim Haley @SlimHaleyLP]

It's Friday night in 2007 and the boys are online