Jordon Johnson

I’m back.

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

It’s been awhile Twitt… I mean X?

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@yuneedtukno 😂😂

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

@yuneedtukno Today is Thursday????

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@annoyingastros I read this as “parades” and was so confused

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@yuneedtukno When I lived in NH I got to see the Astros play here. Sooo much fun.

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@somegrlsam @lullabystarlust I mean, I go into Sephora by myself if need be to get my wife stuff like what??

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

LMAOOOO. NOT THE RERARD

[Jeff Negola @JeffNegola]

@lochmire @armstrongtimes Ok, you’ve proven you’re an idiot. Well done rerard.

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

@stilldexhinton

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@JeffNegola @armstrongtimes Because I’m right? Lol. It’s literally a unicorn policy issue. Not an attach on Christianity lol.

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@Theo_TJ_Jordan @D_N_K Brotha I couldn’t care less about who you are lol.

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

Btw, the Astros ALSO have a faith and family night.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

The Texas Rangers are the only team in Major League Baseball that doesn't host a Pride Night. This week, they're hosting Faith and Family Night instead.

Meanwhile, MLB just warned Giants pitchers for writing Bible verses on their own caps.

In Texas, we don't punish people for living out their faith. We protect that right.

https://t.co/Tvxxqhvl0q

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

@Theo_TJ_Jordan @D_N_K Brotha. In a month no one will be talking about this especially Christians lol.

Then next June 1st yall will start whining all over again.

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I honestly wish yall would stick to your faith and actually boycott these places. I’d love to be able to go to HEB at prime times and have it be way less crowded.

[Kelly for Texas @KellyIsRightTX]

I don’t need a lecture about how people choose to have sex while I’m grocery shopping. I’m so over HEB.

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

“WHY DOES PRIDE NIGHT EVEN EXIST”

Literally look at Twitter and you’ll know why. If you still don’t understand, you’re the problem.

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@annoyingastros That made Walker smile.

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@AllThatandMoore 😂😂😂

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Messi at 38 did WHAT now?!

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@annoyingastros Literally had me dying lol

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

@JeffNegola @armstrongtimes Because the MLB uniform policy says nobody is allowed to write on their uniforms. It wouldn’t matter what it said.

If they wrote “hi mom” MLB would’ve had the same reaction. This has happened before during Mother’s and Father’s Day.

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

@CaryCheshireTX @DanPatrick Accountable for what? Enforcing their policy that says no player or coach is allowed to write on their uniform? REGARDLESS of the content?

You want the government to tell a private company how they should enforce uniform policies???

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@SenatorLankford A “bible verse” didn’t get a warning, James.

Writing in the uniform did. The content doesn’t matter. If it said “hi mom” the same would have happened.

[Jordon Johnson @lochmire]

@JeffNegola @armstrongtimes Except they literally are not required to wear those hats. Just like players aren’t required to participate in faith and family nights.