Joe Lauer

Just a Powerade guy livin' in a Gatorade world

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

never forget castro spamming the euro step so much that it made Che Guevara question his commitment to the revolution

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

hmm time to open my app. Yup a video of someone getting cut in half. Ok time for lunch. Omg soup dumplings.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just got fucking chills thinking about peter griffin going on bobbi althoff’s podcast

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

i can’t explain it but elon musk vs dril is the logical endgame of twitter.

[University of St. Thomas @UofStThomasMN]

Thanks to a record-breaking, $75 million gift from the Anderson family, we are excited to announce a multiuse, on-campus arena in St. Paul for D-I men’s and women’s hockey and basketball programs. Learn more: https://t.co/lJSVS5sJpD

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

the queen just respawned in my garage

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

jeopardy host: what do you do for work

Me: have you seen Sicario

[wint @dril]

asking the armed forces recruiter at the mall if he ever cut a man in half

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

{screaming in friends girlfriends sister’s ear over music at night club} Something is happening up in the Smokey Mountains. Something woke up that wasn’t never supposed to

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Become ungovernable

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

Succession but everyone wants some of Logan's M&Ms

[The Photograph Store @goodphoto_store]

Just posted a photo @ Minneapolis, Minnesota https://t.co/1r0yMsb2HC

[Alec Polzin @PolzinAlec]

I have a print store now!