Lolo.clark

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

My new coworker: I’m going to the bathroom! Does anyone need anything before I go?
Me: I guess not, I’ll just miss you.
*silence*

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

The fact that no one at my work laughs at my jokes

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

If I had to pick my spirit animal..I guess it would be Jack Black, specifically from school of rock.

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

I peep every little thing.

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

@king7_jay How much weed did you smoke before tweeting this

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

That third eye is real open right now

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

Does anyone else’s cat slap their phone out of their hand in the morning?

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

I just open them to feel cool and leave them laying around bc I’m too embarrassed to ask anyone :(

[margar @beefscherry]

@loloelyseclark That’s rule #1 of pocket knife usage!!!

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

@RKrivitsky 🥺❤️

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

@RKrivitsky My lifelong nose insecurity just disappeared 🥰

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

@RKrivitsky Let me confirm your hypothesis with my existence :)

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

Hey Siri, what age will I learn to close a pocket knife?

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

I like to sit in my car in my driveway long enough that is someone is waiting with the intent to kill me, they simply get bored and leave.

[tess ४ @virgxsun]

why is everyone bald?

[MARI THE MESSENGER ™️🎙️ @marisaidit_]

Aries | Taurus | Leo | Capricorn | Cancer | Scorpio 🧿

Don’t block your Blessings from arriving to you by keeping people around who don’t want you to receive them. It’s okay to travel your journey alone right now. You’ll meet better company when you arrive to where you’re going.

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

Just accidentally sent my mom a sex meme so. That’s fun.

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

this aries moon rn

[Lolo.clark @loloelyseclark]

@king7_jay Hate you