Jonathan Long

Founder | Designer | Creator | Delusional Dreamer 📍Miami #DirtyWater

[Jonathan Long @long]

If you run a brand on @Shopify that is 3+ years old, DM me. I have a piece of software for you to give a spin. For feedback on installation ease, you'll get a free lifetime subscription.

Addresses a problem I've seen for 15+ years on Shopify. For store owners, by a store owner.

[Jonathan Long @long]

@tylermilliken_ Why do I still watch this dumpster fire team?

"I don't know."

[Jonathan Long @long]

This Red Sox game is already over. Make Bello pitch all 9. Let his ERA get to 5,238 and make his arm fall off. You CAN NOT burn your bullpen before the NY series. Best case scenario his arm explodes and he goes on the forever IL. #DirtyWater

[Jonathan Long @long]

GET BRAYAN BELLO OFF THIS FUCKING TEAM. NOW. SEND HIM TO THE SUN, MOON OR FUCKING MARS!!!!! #DirtyWater

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@Hogdale_ Time to take the Bello experminent behidn the barn and shoot it. Send him to the fucking sun. DFA. Move on. Let this headcase be someone elses problem.

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@BOSSportsGordo *Fire him yesterday

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This is probably so bad, but the kid in me has to see it.

[Masters of the Universe @mastersmovie]

Don't miss out on Masters Of The Universe - see it early Wednesday, in theaters & IMAX Friday.

[Jonathan Long @long]

Hey @Shopify @ShopifySupport how about instead of a "This store does not exist." message you put a "Shopify is down but will be back up shortly." message. How can the leading gazillion-dollar ecom platform be this tone deaf???

[Jonathan Long @long]

Check your Shopify store. Might want to turn off your ads if you don't want to send traffic to a fkn dead page.

Most sites down right now...

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@liam_at_shopify Quick questions...is there a form to get a language audit on a newly added language after an app is approved? Not finding anything. Thank you!

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@tobi Insane how fast time goes by. Congrats.

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@faridmovsumov LOL. 2 min after install 💀

How does shit like this get though and real reviews never post?! I’m seeing scraped Amazon reviews being posted. Things like “Wow this sweater is so soft and warm” passing from India with a couple min of app “usage”

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Got this old gem blasting this morning. Their second album. Dropped in 1998, TWENTY-EIGHT freaking years ago, and you can still play it start to finish. Still supporting the Boston boys. @godsmack

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A brand on Plus going this low over $30 a month is wild behavior. A "leading ecom" brand doesn't blink over $30/mo let alone take time to try to shave $30. If a review is changed lower, it should go into a review pool, where the app dev has 48 hours to upload supporting info etc. -- and have a human manually review each downgraded app review.

[MLB @MLB]

A leadoff laser for Jarren Duran 💥

[Jonathan Long @long]

Looking for ecom brand stores that are established, 2+ years, and have had chargeback issues in the past to test software. Free comped subscription for 30 sec feedback.

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Drop shippers using fake AI videos of people with down syndrome selling their "home made" arts and crafts might be an all-time low. Even below the no-shippers. Wow.

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@rokhladnik Course link?

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I swear, @OpenAI makes Codex absolutely fucking retarded once a billing cycle just to drain and burn credits. Then, magically once you spend more money it becomes a brain surgeon again. I respect the blantant fleecing.

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@Jared_Carrabis LOLLLLLLL. Weissert sucks major dong. Mega dong.