Jonathan Long

Professional-ish Stuntman. Delusional Dreamer.

I yap about D2C E-Commerce, Brand Building, the Red Sox #DirtyWater & the soul crushing Dolphins #PhinsUp

[Jonathan Long @long]

Fable 5.5 today?

Everyone rides on the newest model being able to clean up the slop and clusterfuck another model created.

It’s still an elephant riding a bike. Might eventually figure it out. Might eventually get to the destination. But it’s going to be ugly.

[Jonathan Long @long]

@MarcLobliner Check your DMs dude. Sent you a contact there to reach out to. 🤝

[Jonathan Long @long]

The last thing Florida drivers need are flying cars. 💀

[Jonathan Long @long]

@Real_Legend2 @GinaMuscato What does honor have to do with it? Nobody has a gun to anyone’s head. Supply and demand. Free market. America.

[Jonathan Long @long]

@Smcl318 You sound like a fucking classic anon retard X user. Get fucked.

[Jonathan Long @long]

This might be the best marketing I have seen in a while. Big brain 🧠 move. This gave me an idea 💡

[Jonathan Long @long]

@Smcl318 What the fuck are you talking about? I screen shot a fucking ad I saw, retard.

[Jonathan Long @long]

@Real_Legend2 @GinaMuscato So you want to limit what someone can sell something for that they own? Insane.

[Jonathan Long @long]

@Real_Legend2 @GinaMuscato Who’s ripping off who? Those are not being sold by the team.

[Jonathan Long @long]

@HasThreeKids Brilliant

[Jonathan Long @long]

@Stepb71490 @MiamiDolphins @Honorary_Titan This is awesome. They can't do anything right on the field, but the organization does a lot of good off it.

[Jonathan Long @long]

@garrettnolan 99% of the “outraged” people would not go even if the tickets were $250.

[Jonathan Long @long]

Now way?! Fake soda that tastes like what I'd image butthole water tastes like isn't selling? Shocking.

[Thomas Maxwell @tomaxwell]

Poppi isn't meeting expecations for Pepsi after buying it for $2 bn: "Poppi is underwhelming: Pepsi now expects to pay almost none of the $300 million bonus it promised the sellers if the brand hit its targets" https://t.co/GxRr9JusSI

[Jonathan Long @long]

@vra_circuit AI retard bots on X. Amazing.

[Jonathan Long @long]

If you need a "personal AI agent" to order a pizza for you, then you are retarded. If you give an AI agent access to your Google account (email, workspace, docs, drive, etc.) for a "free" pizza then you are a fucking moron.

[Jonathan Long @long]

Dots are useless fluff nobody asked for. Their models are ok, but Opus 5.5 kills them now. My Claude $100 plan outlasts the old OpenAI $200 plan by 5X or more, and does everything better.

OpenAI can "reset" daily and they will still lose at this point. Their customer service is trash (non existent) as well. Zero reason for anyone to use it over Opus 5.5 at this point.

Only people who will remain on OpenAI are hoping a new model drops soon.

[Jonathan Long @long]

Imagine if @MikeJudge brought Silicon Valley back to @HBO with the same cast of characters, but in the AI startup world. It would be amazing.