Magic Mack

Terri Schiavo fan

[Magic Mack @LookMackAtIt]

Tweet me pictures of your pets please

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to be 30

[Amanita Virosa @AmanitaVirosa2]

"Erm, fact check: groundhogs don't ackshually control the weather"

- heretic and future mass grave occupant

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

I asked a little boy dressed as the Hulk at target if he was really strong and he told me he beats up his sister

[Chris @citehchris]

put on my jeans this morning and found 43 dollars in my pocket. chilis is going to see the ugly side of alcohol today

[Mia @boygrrI]

im making a movie on an iphone too its called 28 beers later its a documentary

[CRONK 🎩 Crypto Reporter @CryptoCronkite]

when she takes your pants off for the first time

[Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69]

Dollar General on HWY 39 Chappells, South Carolina

[New York Post @nypost]

North Korea publicly executed 22-year-old man for listening to K-pop https://t.co/xOdM5yetlI

[Federalist Musket🇺🇸 @Patriot_Musket]

Admiral Rackbar.

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

Older women be flirting wit me like I won’t give em a retarded son

[Jack Mandaville @jackmandaville]

A lot of people posting upside down American flags for Trump right now but none of my countrymen came to my aide when I was stuck at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris in 2017 with the worst diarrhea of my life. Wow, America, I’ve never felt so unseen.

[alex @kirbxbt]

Summary of my daily TL

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

bouta jackoff with these on

[billiam @BillRatchet]

it’s 4/20 baby national panic attack day it’s time to hit that god damn 8 gram blunt 16 times in a row , get a little freaked out and secretly uber home from the function to jerk off in a pitch black room with 1 airpod in

[Fat @cantlosefat]

Bitches get drunk and get to pissin outside like a pack of rottweilers

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Waffle House hashbrowns, double order, scattered, sucked, and fucked