Chicken

Entrepreneur & Entertainer Extraordinaire. The second loudest guy in the room.

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

Tyler: “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!” #fightclub

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

Anything else you wanna get paid for, Dan?
“You can give me $5 extra.”
And what’s that for?
“For makin’ me nervous.”

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

Flock cameras in GTA VI .. 🤦‍♂️

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

"BECAUSE I AM HARD, YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME!"

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

Dat bass line 🤩🤩https://t.co/DUAQmtL172 #chooseU

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

..Well I heard the bitch got hit by 3 zebras & a monkey, I can't stand the bitch no way 👯‍♀️💅

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

@DaSud Not spotless, just enough to waddle out into the hall closet with your pants around your ankles to grab a fresh roll 🤡

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

God bless the engineer(s) who put 3 squares under the glue mark on the toilet paper roll. You have spared me from mud-butt many times sir and/or madam 🙏

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“Tell him you set it on fire, Blew it all up!That’s what he wants to hear anyways"

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

holy shit dude I must've seen 5th element like 30 times and I never knew it's 'Korben' Dallas , I thought it was 'Corbin' 🤦‍♂️

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

Caught you... sniffing my boxers. 🩲
Who the fuck does that!?! at Red Lobster 🦞
Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs. 😀
That's how your finger, felt in my ass 🙊

[Marketplace.tf @marketplace_tf]

psst can I offer u an egg... in these.. trying times..?
use code EGG for a free refined every $5 you spend!!

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

AZIZ, LIGHT! ☀️🔦
Much better, thank you Aziz 🙏

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

@aaliyahvtuber_ Gimme a cup a joe but I wanna say hello to the milkman and I'm takin' it up the beanstalk!

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

PSYCHO KILLER.... Doooooon't touch my bed! 🎵
https://t.co/ZzGzaBwHw3

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

SO ready for the International tonight!!! I'm really hoping we get a LIVE Dark Carnival Part 2!! Ringmaster & Cogliacci rolling up in the cart!!!??! 🥳 🤡🎪https://t.co/iVoAOWiMbQ See y'all in twitch chat! 🫡

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

Don't let them fool ya..
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Or even try to school ya..
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Oh no!
We've got a mind of our own,
So go to hell, if what you're thinking isn't right

[South America @SouthPark]

August 13, 1997, is the day it all started.

The very first episode of #SouthPark premiered 29 years ago today.

Celebrate #SouthParkDay and watch all seasons exclusively on #ParamountPlus!

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

@jimmypop Either one, you’re the boss 😎
Could you work in a chicken joke? 🙏🤩

[Chicken @LookAtMyChicken]

"It's necessary to know, that everybody won't see it, that everybody won't join you, that everybody won't have the vision. It's necessary to know that. That a lot of people like to complain but they don't want to DO anything about their situation. That you are an UNCOMMON BREED."