Louise Smallbone

Sales & Partnerships Lead at | Passed Sales Executive Level 4 with Pareto Law | First in UoB Drama and English Grad '21 |✝️| Views own

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

BBC News right now.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn’t to be… but more importantly, if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

No hate but like who made Rita Ora relevant. Like I've never heard anyone say I listen to Rita or I'm an Ora fan. Genuinely her ephemeral presence in the media is impressive ... I think

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

I lived in 10 military houses growing up. Damp and mould were commonplace, and the structures fall apart.
One time my bedroom ceiling caved in because of damp and then the damp moved through the house. I had to live in the "box room" all summer which fitted only a single bed!

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

https://t.co/rCVxfnQebh
"Although the scandal of soldiers living in squalor is historic and widespread, it is an underreported issue because serving members do not feel as though they can complain."
As a military kid, yes, I can attest that MOD housing is inadequate.

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

@blue6oy Where is this? Surely not the Isles of the Kingdom United!?!?!

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

Following the Met Gala 2024; I think S/S trends will be:
Colours - turquoise/ocean blue, cream or off white, b&w, silver,
Graphics - floral/birds, bedazzled hems
Style - see-through and cut outs, corsets, lace
Material - 2 or more textures, including fringe and 3D design

[Horrible Histories TV @HHTV_]

Happy TV birthday, #HorribleHistories!

15 YEARS of gracing our screens with the funniest, nastiest and daftest ride through history we've ever seen. (Party on!)

🎉🐀🎂🪓🥳

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

Me to Sara last night 😡

Side note: The way Sara's friends switch up on her so quick makes me think - did they see this coming, and did they know she was a bad person all along?? Didn't seem like her girl besties Tori and Lauren were at all suprised 🫣
#MAFSAUS #MAFS #SaraMAFS

[Matthew Wright @WRIGHT_AFFAIR]

My only complaint about #Physical100 is that there doesn’t seems to be a pathway for women to get to the finale.

Once Top 20 comes around, that’s about it.

2 seasons and no women in the finale.

But the show is still young and to even make it that far out of 100 is amazing.

[a.m✨ @wineandmoons]

#Physical100 should SERIOUSLY consider making an all women’s season, because the women in the show are NO JOKE strong but the men are big assss beasts and I want my girls to succeed but man, men like IRON MAN AND THANOS …

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

the toilet paper in the primary cabin on Below Deck:

[Hairy Bikers @HairyBikers]

Hi everyone, I’m afraid I bear some sad news. Most of you will know Dave has been fighting cancer for the past couple of years. Last night, on 28th February 2024, with Lili, Dave’s wife, his family, close friend David and myself by his side, he passed away peacefully at home. All who knew Dave are devastated at his passing. His beloved wife brought him such happiness as did her children, Iza and Sergiu who Dave loved like his own.

Personally, I am not sure I can put into words on how I feel at the moment. My best friend is on a journey that for now, I can’t follow. I will miss him every day and the bond and friendship we shared over half a lifetime. I wish you god’s speed brother; you are and will remain a beacon in this world. See you on the other side. Love ya.

I know Dave and his family would want me to thank all of you who sent messages of support in recent times. It meant the world to him, his family and all The Hairy Bikers team. I am sending you all much love and gratitude for those simple acts of kindness, generosity and spirit. We are eternally grateful for them.

May I ask you all for one further kindness and allow Lili, his wife, his family, close friends and I some time and some peace to process our huge loss. I am sure I will see you all soon.

Love Si x

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

@blue6oy Pop off Napoleon!

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

One thought I've always had is how many amazing singers were there in history that we never got to hear or bask in their talent because the style of pop, rock, indie etc. was not "invented" at that time
Like can you imagine if Isaac Newton was actually a musical theatre girly

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

11:59 31/12/23 - Next year I want to be a calmer, more gentle version of myself
15:51 04/02/2023 - *fucking irate and silently fuming in the office*
Maybe next year ....

[ed @erar97]

Me at 23:59:50

[Louise Smallbone @LouSmallbone]

No I'm sorry I got the best #SecretSanta gift ever. A ticket to Mamma Mia ... on my Birthday week!!
Even more of a hun move is that it's a solo ticket for this Dancing Queen 🕺