LuLu Locks

It's messy in here. Artist. Gardener. Wig sculptor. Emcee. Feminist. A bit off. TEDxPVD17 @suitelocks @fashionablefarm she/they🏳️‍🌈

[LuLu Locks @LuLuLocks]

Nope nope nope. I’m out. Find me on another platform.

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@BeingCharisBlog Straw bale gardening! Delivery person puts bales in the pattern I want. Lay down drip hoses. Water/fertilize for 2 weeks. Plant directly in bales. Minimal weeding. Raised bed. End of season becomes next year’s weed control & soil the year after. Works on asphalt too!

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

@ask_aubry Dear God.

Guys, until we have to pass a coconut out through the tip of our penis and then care for it until it graduates with a communications degree from a midlevel state university, I think we ought to keep our opinions about childbirth to ourselves.

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@Hibzster Proof positive that heterosexuality is a curse

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@LTempestZ Same! Ran to the market and even broke a sweat! 😹😹😹

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You know you’re a real New Englander when 38deg, low wind, & sunny in Feb feels balmy.

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@Birdplayart Were they are honest about it? Idk who you’re talking about it. But that’s the only thing my inside voice needs to know. Some shit works, some shit doesn’t.

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@outseide Well, my wife will feel better that she’s not alone?
I can’t even use cedar mulch 😹

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@outseide I think it’s beautiful

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@lvanden1 One woman WHAT AND WHY AM I NOT GOING!?!

I adore that book & her

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Maybe we should stop torturing groundhogs on a pagan holiday

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@kpopgrrl @NickCho I lived in a 3 religion household. 7th Day was not easy to live alongside, but I was very happy to break up with red meat. I wish you much patience.

Ask what your kid wants

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There is excess gravity in my bedroom

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@BeefcakeFactory I think I need one of these.

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@TomZohar Charlie ans the chocolate factory
The sixth sense

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

Thought of the day.

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@BeefcakeFactory I have questions.

Is there a word that is like incel, but for artists?

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I watched Jerry Maguire ONE TIME and was immediately rushed to the hospital for sugar poisoning

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Let’s try a thing: Explain to me why I do not like JERRY MAGUIRE.

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This thread took my breath away ❤️

[Electra Rhodes - writes a bit/archaeologises a bit @electra_rhodes]

It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do.

We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal.

🧵

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@Gabby_Brauner27 This is half of why I left Med school. My folks were horrified, but they went to college in the late 60s…