Luis

@Panthers @FlaPanthers @AppState

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

Estamos perdiendo 12-0 y el árbitro decide adicionar un minuto más. Es un hijo de puta.

[HYPEBEAST @HYPEBEAST]

Yung Lean smashed it at the VMAs 🏆💥

Literally. He opened “Storm II” by sending a Moonman straight into the floor.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Top Bins. Absolutely exquisite from Lionel Messi.

[Lauren🏒 @Ms_NYRangers]

NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.”

NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.”

MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.”

NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NFL/NBA: “it’s the preseason, we’re sitting our starters, we don’t want them to get hurt”

Hockey:

[Luis @Lu_is_R]

@zebird0 The only thing I hope for is some form of text or phone call vibration notification. That’ll really knock all competitors out

[Cincy Stripes @StripesCincy]

James Cook: “You know I was thinking, it would be really awesome if you could let me rush for a touchdown”

Josh Allen: “Yeah but, if you score, how am I going to score? Think about it”

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Trump!

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Paul Maurice could create one of the most hated lines in NHL history, but even he knows it’s a bad idea 😭💀

(h/t @ABaumgartner91)

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Phil Foden produced the same amount of key passes (1) as Bruno Fernandes today.

Phil Foden was sent off in minute 23.

Bruno Fernandes played 95 minutes.

[CFB Memes @CFBMemes]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY BACK

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

When I was a kid, I thought the tomatoes in Ratatouille were pepperonis. Somehow, I also thought the squash was yellow pepperoni. I genuinely believed it was all pepperoni.

[D2X @D2X__]

if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

McDonald's SEGA happy meal games (2003)

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

can we talk about how fucking useless siri is

[fola @kxngjollof]

I celebrated that Enzo red card like a goal

[َ @rmngifs]

red card in the world cup final

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Victory Flamingo🦩 @VGKFlamingo]

Watching soccer is an amazing reminder of how great hockey is.

[JosinaAnderson @JosinaAnderson]

Pullitzer award-winning tweet.