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Pale USIU ukisema kumedi badala ya Astral projection

[Lucky @LuckySaruni]

@JoseMwaush @polo_kimanii Yes mungu wa Israeli 🤔😎

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Reckless Parrot snitches on “faithful” wife in Uptown Nairobi!

[Ace_of_masculinity💋 @MasculinityAce]

How to Know Her Body-Count WITHOUT ASKING

1. Watch how she's texting you.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Over the weekend, we’ve witnessed events that require deep reflection on life. As the VC of Kalahari Institute, I’ve been quietly marking attendance in the comment section like a disciplined lecturer. But today, I must address the photo below. Gentlemen, any time you walk into a club and see women dressed in mosquito nets branded as fashion, clothes only covering the confidential files,, just know you’ve entered a Harlot’s Den and not a social club.

If they’re holding signboards of foolishness & escort every expensive bottle with a candlelight entourage, that’s your cue to evacuate the premises with immediate effect. Go spend that money with your family or at least at a decent joint where you’ll be respected, not milked like a confused ATM.

Remember, wise men celebrate where maturity flows, not where moral WiFi disconnects every two minutes! Club owners are on desperate move to make quick money. When you see those loose women singing for you zobu zobu & almost giving you their over riped breast to suck every time you buy an expensive bottle, just know you've become a very stupid man.

Those boards with disrespectful words towards men is just a strategy of guilt tripping men into "funding" useless lifestyles which has started failing miserably as men are now getting their power back. Men are incessantly pelted with insults even in previously men-only spaces.

Where they once found peace they now find delulu standards, devaluation and overpriced thirst traps. This unrelenting assault is one reason you hardly find them in these spaces teeming with scallywags and battle-hardened war veterans.

The same thing has happened in sports bars and nyama choma joints. These were once places where men could unwind, laugh, and just be themselves. Nowadays, women show up wearing football jerseys, switching teams depending on who they’re dating.

It’s not that men don’t want women around, it’s that we’ve lost those few spaces where we could just breathe, speak freely, and connect with other men without walking on eggshells. For quite some time, I’ve been emphasizing why I hold Club 1824 in such high regard.

You see, it’s among the few remaining establishments that still uphold a sense of class and discipline. Unlike other clubs where attention seekers parade around with absurd placards and questionable outfits, 1824 maintains a certain standard,, even enforcing a modest dress code.

It reminds us that nightlife can still be about enjoyment and decency rather than cheap theatrics. Sadly, the erosion of club culture elsewhere explains why many men are gradually withdrawing from the scene altogether.

You have gone to enjoy your drink, now you're being insulted for not being able to afford another bottle of drink. They are forced to chase you in a polite way by ordering a slut to walk around with a placrad shouting “Broke men should vacate our premises”.

The truth is, the slow emasculation of men has been happening for a long time not in an obvious way, but little by little. Look at barbershops, for example. They used to be safe spaces where men could talk about anything football, work, life, even frustrations without worrying about being judged.

Now, they’ve turned into mini spas with scented oils and soft music, and the vibe just isn’t the same. You go to shave & you come back with an erection & if you're not strong enough, you come out with empty balls & a dented wallet.

Women with their appetite to be seen now storming to spaces that were once considered "men only" will be the end of us all. So Gentlemen, we need to sit-down and reflect, collect the pieces together and ask ourselves where did we go wrong?

And women should come to terms with the fact that men have left the party scenes, not because they are broke or avoiding women, but because they have realized that they are the prize & protecting women who no longer want to be protected is an exercise in futility.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Of all the people I lended money last year. None has paid me back. The one who paid me later came and borrowed a larger figure and went silent. Na sio ati wamesahao,they just want me to remind them. Kama hivi ndio IMF huskia naona tufanye bidii tuwalipe deni yao,its painful.

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

The @LawSocietyofKe is appalled by the thoughtless, insensitive and reckless statements by the MP for Thika Town on the floor of the house during yesterday's reactions to the Court of Appeal's judgement on the Finance Act 2023. While judgements are subject to constructive criticism founded on legal principles and constitutional values, such threats and inflammatory rhetoric from a sitting MP are unpalatable.

We remind the @NAssemblyKE that the independence of the @Kenyajudiciary is a mandatory constitutional principle that upholds the rule of law, constitutionalism, and democracy. Further, allocation of public money towards constitutional funds such as the Judiciary Fund is not a discretionary privilege to be granted by Parliament on whims, but is a duty that Parliament must fulfill in accordance with constitutional principles.

We put the National Assembly on notice against any attempt to subdue judicial Independence and decisional autonomy of judges through threats and intended illegal reduction of budgetary allocations. We urge our MPs to fulfil their mandate in a manner that does not offend the Constitution and to use legal means to resolve any dissatisfaction with the performance of duties by independent institutions.

We strongly condemn the utterances by @hon_alicenganga and demand an unconditional withdrawal and public apology. We reiterate our support for the judiciary in their defence of the constitution and rule of law. The Law Society of Kenya and all our members will zealously guard judicial independence from all adversaries, whether within or without the judiciary.

[Majuu Alone 🇰🇪 @jaokojohnmark]

Walk naked after they fix this 👇 and ruto falls
Let him fix this now 👇

Kenyan Appointments;

1. Head of Civil Service - Felix Kosgei
2. Kengen CEO – Abraham Serem
3. Kenya Power CEO – Joseph Siror
4. Kenya Pipeline CEO - Joe Sang
5. Energy and Petroleum Regulatory Agency CEO – Daniel Kiptoo
6. Kenya Nuclear Regulatory Authority Director General - James Keter
7. KETRACO Company Secretary – Lydia Sitienei
8. Kenya Ports Authority CEO– William Ruto
9. KEMRI CEO – Elijah Songok
10. New KCC CEO – Nixon Sigey
11. NSSF CEO– David Koros
12. NCPB CEO – John Ngetich
13. Agriculture and Food Authority Chair - Cornelly Serem
14. Kenya Seed Company CEO - Sammy Kiplagat
15. Nyayo Tea Zones CEO - Peter Korir
16. Kenya Agricultural and Livestock Research Organization CEO - Eliud K. Kireger
17. Kenya Meat Commission, Chair – Joseph Kiptoo
18. Kenya Dairy Board CEO - Margaret Kibogy
19. Kenya Animal Genetics Resource Centre CEO - David Kios
20. Export Processing Zone (EPZ) Chair - Mr. Richard Cheruiyot
21. Kenya National Accreditation Services CEO - Martin Chesire
22. Special Economic Zones Authority CEO – Kenneth Chelule
23. Insurance Regulatory Authority CEO - Godfrey Kiptum
24. Kenya Deposit Insurance Corporation CEO - Hellen Chepchumba Chepkwony
25. Privatization Commission CEO – Joseph Koskey
26. Director General of Immigration - Evelyn Cheluget
27. Kenya Space Agency, CEO -Hillary Kipkosgey
28. Kenya Post Office Savings Bank Chair - Sarah Serem
29. Kenya Water Towers Agency, CEO –Julius Tanui
30. Kenya Forestry Research Institute (KEFRI) CEO – Joshua Cheboiywo
31. Tourism Regulatory Authority, CEO – Norbert Talam
32. Kenya Tourism Board (KTB) CEO - John Chirchir
33. North Rift Valley Water Works Development Agency CEO- Edwin Cheruiyot Rotich
34. National Employment Authority Chair – Vincent Kigen
35. Kenya Pipeline Chair - Faith Boinnet
36. kenya Ports Authority Chair - Caleb Kositany
37. Chemilil Sugar CEO - Kiptoo Kiplum
38. Nzoia Sugar MD - Ezron Kotut
39. NPS Service Commission CEO- Peter Kiptanui
40. GSU Commandant - Eliud Lagat
41. Kenya Copyright Board CEO - Edward Sigei
42. NCIC Director General - Philomena Kapkory
43. Registrar of companies CEO - Joyce Koech
44. Kenya National Chamber of Commerce and Industry President - Dr. Eric Ruto
45. National Council of People with disabilities Chair - Elizabeth Chesang
46. Director General of Public Investments and Portfolio Management - Lawrence Kibet
47. Registrar of companies - Joyce Koech
48. Chemilil Sugar CEO - Kiptoo Kiplum
49. Kenya Tourism Board CEO - Julius Chirchir
50. Water Sector Trust Fund Chair - Eric Ruto
51. KCB CEO - Annastacia Kimutai
52. NPS Service Commission CEO - Peter Kiptanui
53. CBK Deputy Governor- Susan Koech
54. KPCU Chairman- Daniel Chemno
55. Rivatex (MD) - Thomas Kipkurgat
56. KVDA Chairman - Mark Chesergon
57. Kenya Investment Authority MD - June Chepkemei
58. Director General Kenya Urban Roads Authority (KURA) DG- Philomena Kandie
59. Tea Board of Kenya CEO - Willy K. Mutai
60. Kenya Water Tower Agency CEO - Prof Julius Tanui
61. Huduma Centres CEO - Benjamin Chilumo
62. KMTC Chairman- Joseph Cheruiyot
63. SRC Chair - Cherop Mengitch
64. Data Protection Commissioner - Immaculate Kasait
65. KAGRIC CEO - Bernadette Misoi
66. Kenya Airports Authority Chairman - Caleb Kositany
Murkomen etc,
DUE TO UNAVAILABLE SPACE,THE LIST IS TO BE CONTINUED LATER.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Apologies, @DavidNdii. We were not familiar with your game.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Omwami, @AbabuNamwamba. Just so that you know, we aren't asking for the list of those going to the Paris Olympic Games alone, we need a breakdown of how much it will cost the taxpayer to fly you and your entourage. Also, we want to see you flying cattle class. Thank you.

[Lucky @LuckySaruni]

@droid254 Amekula moto

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[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Yaani Konshens proudly waved the Kenyan flag high while performing at the Summerjam Festival. Wow!

[Lucky @LuckySaruni]

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[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

Was it peaceful today? Yes. Was there violence? No. So class, who is the problem here?
#RutoMustGo

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Anxiety returns to Deepstate as a mammoth crowd turns up for the Saba Saba Concert at Uhuru Park without warning.

[Lucky @LuckySaruni]

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[Ramah Nyang @Ramah_Nyang]

WSR describing the kids who were shot dead in parliament as 'victims of demonstrations' is a very curious turn of phrase. Also one which will not land well with the public.

WSR: "I am sure the police will have an explanation for every situation they were engaged in."

How do the police explain shooting a child 8-times? What possilbe justification could any police man have for that?

[Lucky @LuckySaruni]

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