Luke heggie

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

[Luke heggie @lukeheggie]

RIP John lawsy Laws. Gone too soon. I don’t know how I’ll go near my radio today. Rest well my beautiful angel. Hope you got to take your solid gold microphone to heaven. Book launch this coming Sunday in Sydney. Yewww! https://t.co/bj4Dzsb1PY

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RIP Dick Cheney. Gone too soon. The world is so much safer from your efforts. Sleep well beautiful angel. I can't even. Bateman's Bay this Saturday! Big show. https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq for details.

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RIP June Lockhart. Gone too soon. Hope you didn't get lost on the way up there. So sad. No words. I'll be in Bateman's Bay, Nov 8! Details at https://t.co/NAChLoY7ZS

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RIP Ace Frehley. Gone too soon. Hope they like you up there as much as we love you down here Spaceman. Caxton Comedy Fest in Brisbane on tomorrow! https://t.co/NAChLoY7ZS for details

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RIP Diane Keaton. Gone too soon. Can’t believe it. No words. Caxton Comedy Fest is on NEXT SATURDAY! Be there Brizzos. https://t.co/bj4Dzsb1PY

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RIP Robert Redford. Gone too soon. So sad. No words. Hope the acting game is as good to you in heaven my beautiful Brubaking angel. My new book YOUR STUPID is out next week! Only at https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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RIP Aussie Joe Bugner. Gone too soon. The art of acting will never be the same without you. No words. LAST TWO shows of YUCK next week in Sydney and Gold Coast. https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq for tickets!

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RIP Michael Hill.......Jeweller. Gone too soon. Hope they all appreciate your bargains in heaven my beautiful angel. So sad. My show YUCK is in Tasmania this weekend! Launnie has sold out, but there are still tickets for Hobart. Get in! https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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RIP Hulk Hogan. I can't even. What a sad sad week. I'm taking a personal day away from work today, out of respect. Goodbye Terry Gene. I would have liked to know you. My YUCK tour rolls on. Geelong tonight! Warrnambool tomorrow. Tickets at https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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RIP Ozzy Osbourne
Gone too soon. I can’t believe you’ve finally left us. No words. I hope they have quad bikes, hair straighteners and big chairs in heaven my beautiful angel. My YUCK tour rolls in to country Vic this week! Tix at https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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RIP Peter g’day Russell g’day Clarke. Gone too soon. I hope heaven has cheese. No words. See you later. My YUCK tour rolls on. Gosford and Newcastle next week. Get in! https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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RIP Brian Wilson. Gone too soon. Hope they have a theremin and a sweet left-hander up in heaven. So sad. I can't even. My regional tour is underway! Coming to a town near you. Maybe. Tickets at https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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RIP pope Francis. Gone too soon. Hope they have cats and pianos up there. So sad. I can’t even. Tickets for my Brisbane shows are selling fast! https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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RIP Gene Hackman. Gone too soon. So so sad. You gave us all so much. I don't know that I can go to work today. Bulk Australian town tour dates announced today! Get over to https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq for tickets.

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RIP David Lynch. Gone too soon. You never got to meet me, but I think you may have seen something others are yet to discover. Fly straight and true my beautiful angel. my YUCK tour starts really soon! Get tickets over at https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq

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@adarktourist I thought he died 20 years or so ago? Either way, gone too soon. Undeniable stats.

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RIP Jimmy Carter. Gone too soon. I probably would have been a draft dodger if I was American in 1969. Hope you're enjoying heaven you beautiful angel. So sad. Fresh batch of tour dates at https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq Get on it!

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RIP Kris Kristofferson. Gone too soon. You said you were living still, but you are not. Regional tour hits TAS/VIC in October. Get in. https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq for tickets

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RIP James Earl Jones. Gone too soon. So sad. I hope God’s voice is just like yours. On tour to the Sunshine state again this week! Bundy, Mackay, Yeppoon. https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq for details.

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RIP Jack Karlson. Gone too soon. You touched all of our hearts with your larrikinism. So so sad to lose an icon. We all looked up to you. Brunswick heads tonight! Then south to port Mac and Coffs fri sat! Tickets at https://t.co/NAChLoYFPq