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[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

Jon Anik: “I know you have an announcement you want to make”

Tyson Fury: “No - Dana can do it”

Why the FUCK did we just do a whole Tyson Fury walkout and segment and NOT drop whatever his announcement is 😭😭 #UFCWhiteHouse

[luke @lukeandymusic]

Nypd gonna be working overtime tn!!!

Insane dub knicks

[luke @lukeandymusic]

This game is insane!!

Idec about my lays If the knicks make this comeback

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[luke @lukeandymusic]

Nyc is going crazy rn

Wish I could catch a flight

[luke @lukeandymusic]

Its the knicks year

[John Summit @johnsummit]

if ur an american who says ibitha instead of Ibiza to impress the brits touting a 1:10 girl guy ratio at the club please just stay home

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

The apartment of a ngga who still aint ship your hoodie

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[Nobody @defnotwhoisayis]

@BootlegKev That’s because you are reviewing a house album through a hip hop lens. When was last time you reviewed a house album?

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.

[mads @m4dder4ll]

I think the hottest non sexual thing someone can do is know what song was sampled

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

Me digesting Drake 3 albums in 1 night

[Mark Gunnels @MarkAGunnels]

Drake is about to give people IG captions for the next 365 days 😭

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

so I’m watching SpongeBob as an adult I’m realizing Patrick was never his friend..

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

“do you smoke?”
non smokers: “no”
cig smokers: “yes”
weed smokers: “smoke what?”

[Raw Combat @Raw_Combat_]

He immediately recognized he was out matched and took his L.
Got to walk away on his own two feet