Lukey Clark

Im a smoky tabby tomcat who is a bird,mouse and pygmy shrew-killing machine!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

@ghook suggest Irish solution...6.30 OTB....compromise lads....please...go on go on GO ON

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

@OLearyFiona ah go on!!!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Ive been chasing a mouse round the garden for over an hour! What fun!!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

How lucky am i?

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Still in the dish... Might have to re-mortgage...

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

recessionary times hit all of us,I have to sleep in a dish!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

look at my human!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

I scrawled man human earlier.He thinks I got a fright and didnt mean it,I think he's annoying....thats why I scrawled him!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

im pooped.been out for 24hrs straight!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

After only 12 months the humans thought it was safe to hang the tassled curtain ties back up! Mwah ha ha! #sillyhumans

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Oh Sweet Jebus - the nextdoor neighbours have got a new puppy! I better show him what's what around here before he gets too big! #worriedcat

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

this is how all cats sleep right?

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

got milk?

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Sorry followers,havent tweeted in a while! I was a dirty stopout last night, left at 6pm and didnt come back til midday! #alleycat

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Daoibh Go Léir!!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Im still here! Hello? Humans? #poorlukey

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Im stuck in the cattery again!boo! All cos man human has to wear a skirt in scotland!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Had one too many last night, getting confused between catfood and birdfood!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Im having a bad day! Dont look at me!

[Lukey Clark @LukeyClark]

Theres strange men upstairs making horrible noises, Im hiding behind the couch!! #ScaredyCat