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Knower of nothing but everything 🤔🤪
🔴⚪⚫ #MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Some team 👀😮‍💨

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

You should’ve kept your father out of this.

He was the one calling me a short guy and saying you’d smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand.

Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldn’t want to be my roommate.

Idiot.

First, we’re fighting, not dating.

Second, I’m not looking for a roommate.

When I put you to sleep and you’re lying there next to the rose, I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question:

Who’s the short one now?

I’m gonna break you Justin.

[Ian Cameron @IanCameron23]

Colonel Shibiri, reportedly the spouse of recently sacked Major-General Richard Shibiri (Pictured), is allegedly still sitting as Head of Detectives at Krugersdorp SAPS.

Yes, the same Major-General Richard Shibiri who was dismissed this week after SAPS found him guilty of misconduct linked to conduct that brought the organisation into disrepute.

Now serious allegations have been brought to my attention about Colonel Shibiri herself.

It is alleged that she had only a Standard 8 / Grade 10 baseline, allegedly used a fraudulent matric certificate for rank progression, and allegedly faced or is facing fraud and uttering proceedings linked to those credentials.

It is further alleged that there were numerous grievances against her promotion to full Colonel.

Despite this, she allegedly heads detectives at Krugersdorp SAPS and is allegedly used as Acting Station Commander when the Station Commander is away.

This is not normal.

If these allegations are correct, SAPS has allowed a person facing serious qualification-fraud questions to command detectives, oversee sensitive dockets, influence station operations and act as station head.

That raises direct questions about promotions, vetting, integrity management and who inside SAPS protected or enabled this.

I have already written to the National Commissioner and the Minister. I am now following up formally with the relevant command structures and through parliamentary questions.

SAPS cannot demand public trust while serious allegations at command level are quietly parked.

The law must apply inside SAPS too.

IC

(Image: @News24)

[MotoGP™🏁 @MotoGP]

A heartfelt apology from the Martinator after yesterday’s T1 incident 🙏

#HungarianGP 🇭🇺

[Aiemann Zahabi @Aiemannzahabi]

FORGED — Aiemann Zahabi for Canada Pt. 1 https://t.co/kM5iuwcnC0 via @YouTube

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Went to Carrington to speak to Omar Berrada.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

#Omnishambles

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

Let me be absolutely clear. I have never tried to sell financial services or products to senior citizens and this is absolutely a scam. Please pass this message on to any gullible old people you know, to prevent them from being taken advantage of by thieves.

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

“He’d push to join Manchester United instead of staying at Newcastle if interest is real”

Grass is Green.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our season in stats: 2025/26 ✅🧮

🤝 @TeamVieweOur season in stats: 2025/26 ✅🧮

🤝 @TeamVieweOur season in stats: 2025/26 ✅🧮

🤝 @TeamVieweOur season in stats: 2025/26 ✅🧮

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🤝 @TeamViewer

[Florian Ederer @florianederer]

Yesterday available FIFA inventory suddenly dropped from 74k to 30k tickets.

It's the post-Covid US ticketing model:
1) start with high prices
2) slowly release inventory
3) occasionally remove supply
4) steer seats to hospitality
5) only cut prices if absolutely necessary

[Ant Evans @AntEvansMMA]

Former head of UFC PR here.

Trump's name didn't appear in a single press release, one-sheet briefing, talking point, UFC-produced document, book, or piece of content before 2016.

The only time I recall his name being mentioned within my own earshot was execs laughing about his involvement with the money-pit that was Affliction MMA.

This narrative is simply false.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Manchester United share price is up almost 40% in 2026, increasing the market value by $1.1 billion over that period.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

Wrote about how the current Dana White media blitz has been almost entirely about defending Trump and the White House event and not at all about promoting the specific fighters on that event. Which is kinda weird. https://t.co/g2ZQqZMjdB

[James Werme @JamesAWerme]

Most of this is not true, for the record. SEG opens up New Jersey. Dana/Zuffa didnt own the UFC for the first NJ-Taj Mahal show. Trump did not attend. Purchase was months later. 1st Zuffa show is also at Taj, but again no Trump in attendance. Yes he attends UFC 32 in Meadowlands.

[Jewish Tim Flack 𝕏 @tim_meh87]

Redi Tlhabi just dropped a piece calling @Starlink a “national security threat” to South Africa… and warning us not to sell our democracy to @elonmusk . But she “forgot” to mention her piece is hosted on Phillip van Niekerk’s Substack, the same guy who’s A PAID CONSULTANT FOR MTN.

MTN has every incentive to slow-walk Starlink while pushing its own satellite plays. Transparency matters when lecturing about “democracy” and foreign influence.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

It seems like lots of you are missing posts and updates on this stinker of an app.

So I've set up a WhatsApp channel.

Join below and turn notification on and you won't miss a thing.

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[Lou DiBella🥊 @loudibella]

This is more damaging than ANY political opinion Dana White has or any politicized mma on the White House lawn. This is a pathology that kills and pushing a stigma/silence that causes people to see killing themselves as a legit option. Maybe Dana White should NEVER talk about his opinions of mental health struggles. He may save a few lives that way. "Man up" isn't wonderful therapy for a sick person; and mental illness is real illness, no matter what the fuck Dana thinks. #MentalHealthAwareness
#MentalHealthMatters
#SuicidePrevention

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🚨🇧🇷 @JoeSmith93 speaks to Serie A commentator @adamsummerton on why #MUFC are targeting Atalanta midfielder Ederson this summer! 🗣️

🔗 https://t.co/Y4ezMLxg2h