"Heh... you put up quite the fight, Lynx. But alas, not quite good enough... Cheers on keeping the belt warm for me though, and rejoice... For you are right. where. you. belong, *stinkyboy*. And don't you forget it." 😏
"AND THE WINNER... AND ONCE AGAIN, THE KING OF THE RING BY 3 FALLS OUT OF 5... NEKO!!!"
"Heh, you might have had a fighting chance had you stuck to the usual rules, Lynx... but you just HAD to prove to yourself that you were worthy of that heavy crown, didn't you, chump...?"
"Heh. Your funeral, Lynx. You there, mark this moment carefully: Long. Live. The. KING! "
"EGADS, I HEARD THAT CRACK ALL THE WAY FROM OVER HERE! LYNX IS HOWLING! SOMEHOW, HE'S STILL FIGHTING BUT- NO! HE'S OUT! HE'S OUT!!! STOP THE MATCH, LYNX IS OUT! THE CHAMP HAS FALLEN!!!"
"It's time we finished this, Lynx. THIS time, there'll be no escape!"
"Just wait... I'll get out and... I'm staying... the Champ... I'm not..."
"Tsk, still struggling, are you...? I admire your grit, but... This really is the end. Tap. Or nap. Your choice."
"D- DO YOUR WORST!"
"LYNX REACHED THE ROPES AND FORCED A BREAK! BUT NEKO'S PULLED THE CHAMP BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND... THE NEKO LOCK!!!"
"SUBMIT!"
"N- No! I REFUSE! I'M GOING TO- ARGHHH"
"TAP OR I'LL SNAP IT! DON'T BE DUMB, LYNX!!!"
"LYNX TAPS! HE TAPS!!! THEY'RE TIED 2-2!!!"
"Nuh uh uh... You're not going out just from that... I'm going to MAKE you submit, Lynx..."
"W- what are you-?!"
"Feel free to tap, Lynx. Any time you'd like..."
"THE CHAMP'S TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF TO THE ROPES WITH HIS FREE ARM, BUT HE'S FADING FAST! CAN HE... WILL HE...?!"
"THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET, DOES THE CHAMP HAVE IT?!"
"... Done, you say...? Are you so sure of that...?"
"W- wha?!"
"THR- NO!"
"You're MINE, LYNX!"
"NEKO WAS PLAYING POSSUM! LYNX'S LOCKED UP TIGHT IN A LEG SCISSORS! LYNX IS STRUGGLING BUT THINGS AREN'T LOOKING GOOD!!!"
"IT'S NO USE! LYNX HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT, HE'S STOPPING THE UPSTART AT EVERY TURN... NEKO IS STRUGGLING BUT THE ROPES ARE TOO FAR CAN HE- HE'S TAPPING! NEKO IS TAPPING!!!"
"F- FUCK! I GIVE! I GIVE!!!"
"THE SCORE IS 2-1, LYNX ONLY NEEDS ANOTHER POINT TO WIN!!!"
"W- Woah! What do you think you're... ARGH!"
"LYNX HAS TURNED THINGS AROUND! HE'S CAUGHT THE KING IN A FIGURE FOUR AND-"
"N- NOT. SO. SIMPLE!!! GRARGHHHH!!!"
"-NEKO'S FIGHTING BACK!" HE'S TRYING TO FLIP THEM BOTH OVER!!!"
(aaand back to the regularly scheduled program!)