WUT THE MAFS_AU

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[WUT THE MAFS_AU @MafsAu]

Manchild says shit like "I was born cooking" and has NFI and SELF OWNS BECAUSE he has NFI that he has NFI. Hey Mike, you are MEDIOCRE in the kitchen. DEAL

[WUT THE MAFS_AU @MafsAu]

The Pommie GIt (sorry he is ) is picking a fight with his nice boring wife (sorry, she is) because PG has to set it up for Miss Lizzie to ride in on her broom. #MAFS

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Please join me in feeling like an idiot watching this show even still. And if you do join me for #myhottakesnthefakes please know this: If you are here to be a huge asshole to the contestants fuck right off. The line between comedy cruelty is a line SOME DO NOT GET