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Shipping somewhat embarrassing, somewhat sellable products several times a year

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- what do you call a 10 inch penis?
+ yo mama's toothpick.

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Bucu FTW!

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@alexeixbt Crying happens on lower decks.

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@Diamie_x Yes because their happiness hangs by a single thread, praying nobody shows up with a Ferrari F1 Heritage Collection on a 200ft boat on a 800ft motherboat.

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@fwdaniels Being aggressively patient about doing something you are smart at

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@princeofweb3 Hehe, also you can select any other planet's day (but only Venus and Mercury provide advantage), it doesn't say earth days.

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@princeofweb3 if you are talking about a (bi)yatch, it is not allowed to buy people. If you meant yacht, it boils down to your understanding of what a yacht is, manage your expectations and you can even buy two.

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@Sr_GomasII I agree, X7 needs a thick and firm barrel, without it it is just clown shoes.

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@hughlaurie @ianpayn @jan_murray Mr. Laurie?. 🥺

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@hughlaurie @ianpayn @jan_murray Hello 👋, just fishing for an “OMG, a celebrity talked to me!” moment.

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@bigZUKO_ And the biggest boat’s owner is always denyingly on the edge checking for some secretly built bigger boats appearance to the bay. No one is happy unless they were already happy before all the stuff they have.

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@anatelorenzen Mark Cuban once said (lol, this entry to the post underweights its tone but hey) “I sometimes envy Zuck, and realize that I am in 10 digits territory and tell myself, don’t be that stupid”. There is big wisdom in Mark’s stupidly powerful urge and resolution.

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Yes exactly! here will always be some other guy with a bigger dick. If yours is 40ft long then you will assume that you haven’t met that 40’ 1” guy yet.

Bigger dick, bigger ceps, bigger yacht, always.

And one thing, hedonic treadmill isn’t fueled by envy or admiration, it is internal, so actually we are talking about something not so relevant

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@ibuildcoolshit @TTrimoreau But you were the best trader ever. Always walk with Master Yao energy, in your mind!..

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@TTrimoreau Shitposting in twitter!

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@Unski_i @anatelorenzen Yes actually but not clownish fun and parties are mostly dinner parties, ooh I got your point…

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Hey @GeminiApp, @Google. Is your strategy to engage users on AI overviews ragebaiting them to death by using the dumbest model you have?

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@pcshipp Sadly shitposting

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@anupamrjp Deciding

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@TTrimoreau It is not a question of if, it is a question of time. Twelve years ago Whatsapp’s value per employee was around $400M, so it is analogically tested already in the last decade. Nowadays Telegram’s is around $1B per employee.

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@TiboInShape They are in money making business, duh!