Matthew Wyatt

Dad, #NakMuay, graphic designer. Opinions on design, MMA, and whatever else are all my own.

[Matthew Wyatt @Matthew__Wyatt]

Amazing night. #GrandPrix
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[Chip Shop Awards @ChipShopAwards]

Drum roll please… The Grand Prix of the #chipshopawards 2016 goes to @pw_bond + @Matthew__Wyatt. See you at the bar!

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@WestMidRailway How do I get a refund for my ticket? I bought it in the app.

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I’m standing at Rowley Regis train station. I’m seeing on here all trains into Birmingham are cancelled but station announcements saying delayed. Can someone clear up what’s going on? Do I go back home?

@WestMidRailway

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@BBCBreakfast She couldn’t answer.

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“It takes time to turn things around” when asked about her progress in the job.

Let’s remember that when she says Labour are failing, having only been in for 9 months.

All politicians are full of shit.

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Kemi Bedenoch making zero sense on #BBCBreakfast

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Kemi Bedenoch making zero sense on #BBCBreakfast

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@GaryDoesCopy @OneMinuteBriefs It’s a rather rusty version of me. But it’s me.

Yours is better, btw. 😉

[Matthew Wyatt @Matthew__Wyatt]

FREE
One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #MARSHMALLOWS for #NationalHotChocolateDay ☕️
@OneMinuteBriefs

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@OneMinuteBriefs

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Every time I do @McDonaldsUK Mcdelivery from this store there’s something missing. Three times running now.

How hard is this order to get right?

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The 17:31 turned up with two carriages… lol

You can imagine the annoyance of everyone on the platform…

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@BOC_ATM All those beautiful things being destroyed? I feel it devalues the objects. Yes it promotes ‘the thinnest iPad ever’ but an iPad can never completely replace those things.

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I completely understand negativity around this. I get the idea, but it should have never have gone further than an idea.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

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https://t.co/zTjoPzjo75

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I’m driving from now on.

Pass that onto your management @WestMidRailway .

Thanks

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Was told the train at platform 1 wasn’t stopping at Cradley Heath. Got in the one I was told was on platform 2. Removed from the train when it was decided it wasn’t now stopping there. Train on platform 1 is leaving without me. Guess what? It’s now stopping at my stop.

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I feel inclined to let West Midlands Railway know that I’m going to drive tomorrow…

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@virginmedia yesterday morning. I don’t know why. Nobody I spoke to yesterday knew why. I need an engineer.

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I need help @virginmedia. What does it take to escalate my connection issues beyond the ‘help desk’ and get an actual engineer out because after three hours of conversations on the phone yesterday I’m still experiencing issues.

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@virginmedia I’ve checked that. My initial message specified the amount of time I spent on the phone to you yesterday. I don’t need default answers. I need actual help. You tell me if there’s an error in my area! Service checker says no. Is it my hardware. Everything stopped working at 11am

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Apple News has started trolling me…