MazJobrani

Bald and Beautiful

[MazJobrani @MazJobrani]

White Criminals Vs. Brown Criminals! #Vote2024 #Democracy #VoteKamala

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

As the #WomanLifeFreedom uprising was under way in 2022 and thousands were in prison with fears growing of executions @Shayan86 - QTed here - tweeted: “The widely shared claim that the Iranian regime has committed to executing 15,000 detained protesters is not true. Please stop sharing it… There's no need to make up stories.” Literally thousands of executions later, the tweet has not aged well.

During #IranMassacre it took weeks for the BBC to acknowledge anything, even with many urgent reports. Now with an internet blackout in Iran last 6 days they seem able to “verify” very quickly.

The big red flag 🚩 here is if it was Israel or the US that bombed the girls’ school, the regime would have had no qualms about showing the dead bodies.

Their report also does not mention why a girls’ school would be inside IRGC grounds.

Nothing but regime numbers quoted so this piece serves no purpose other than propaganda for the Islamic Republic. A regime trying to garner sympathy in a war they brought on the themselves (was either intervention or the regime continue the massacres) as they teeter on the brink of extinction. This is a terrible look for the BBC and utterly disgraceful for the UK.

Evidence of missile remnants to identify the attacker would solve the question immediately. But no one is allowed near the bomb site. And the internet remains cut.

If those two facts don’t tell you something, nothing will.

#IranMassacre
#IranIsraelUSAWar

[MazJobrani @MazJobrani]

WTF???

[UN Watch @UNWatch]

NO JOKE: The Islamic regime in Iran has just been elected as Vice-Chair of the U.N. Commission for Social Development, whose priority theme will be promoting democracy, gender equality, and ensuring tolerance and non-violence.

Chair: “I hear no objection.”

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

A month ago Mashhad Vakilabad highway Jan 8th. Incredible how many came out. Catastrophic how so few made it back home.

181 towns and cities all over Iran, millions of people took to the streets with a clear demand: the end of the Islamic Republic.

Anyone supporting this regime then or now has betrayed these civilians. Anyone saying this was Mossad should hang your heads in shame. You have stood in the way of democracy in the most appalling way possible.

Agreeing to an any kind of deal with the monsters that killed so many of these protestors would be a betrayal of humanity.
#IranMassacre
#IranianRevolution2026

[MazJobrani @MazJobrani]

@jaws433 Thanks for coming out Mike. We appreciate you.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Thank you to @ChrisCuomo for having me on his @NewsNation show so I could comprehensively debunk the lie from JD Vance & others on the right who claim the statistics show political violence is from the left, not the right.

It's the *exact opposite*, as I laid out, with receipts:

[Nazanin Nour @NazaninNour]

Iranian American Reza Zavvar (in U.S. for 40 yrs, legal) unlawfully detained by ICE while walking his dog in Maryland.

He’s reportedly being held in a cage @ a Texas facility.

@ChrisVanHollen @Sen_Alsobrooks @tedcruz @JohnCornyn Please intervene and stop unlawful deportation.

[Andrew Carnegie Foundation @ACarnegieFdn]

🎆 Every #July4th, we celebrate the exemplary contributions of immigrants to American life.

Meet the 2025 #GreatImmigrants — Great Americans who enrich our democracy through their lives, their work, and their examples. 🇺🇸

Learn more: https://t.co/pSAHnxtJ3L

[Zeteo @zeteo_news]

"If the immigrants left Los Angeles, your food would suck."

In the new 'We're Not Kidding', Iranian-American comedian @MazJobrani joins @mehdirhasan to talk about Trump's bombing of Iran, starting his comedy career during the post-9/11 era, and Trump’s "inhumane" deportations.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It shouldn't get lost that just today, Senate Republicans have voted to close nursing homes, close rural hospitals, and cut food stamp benefits for children and veterans.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Buried in this bill is a provision that forbids federal judges from challenging the Trump administration with citations. This is the END of the concept of checks and balances in America. Trump will be a full blown dictator with nothing stopping him.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

When they came for the wockaflockas I did nothing, because I was not a wockaflocka.

When they came for the whatnots I did nothing, because I was not a whatnot.

Y'all know how the rest of the damn poem goes. Wake up, America.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If only such videos got even 1% as much coverage as a chant at Glastonbury gets from the Mail and the BBC and the rest…

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

- Largest transfer of wealth to the rich in American history.

- Largest cut to Medicaid in American history.

- Largest cut to food assistance in American history.

- Electricity costs could go up by 30%.

- Millions of jobs could disappear.

- $4 trillion will be added to the debt.

This is one of the most destructive bills in US history.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: State Senator Mallory McMorrow just perfectly explained how Donald Trump’s big, beautiful bill is the largest transfer of wealth from the lower class to the wealthiest 1%. This is exactly the message that all Americans need to hear right now.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Told. You. So.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

It wasn't thousands of immigrants that stormed the Capitol on Jan 6.

It was almost exclusively WHITE MEN.

They got pardoned by the President.
Not deported.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Protesters have surrounded the federal detention center in Los Angeles. California isn’t backing down, this is a full-blown standoff with the feds.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @elonmusk,

The really BIG BOMB would be revealing HOW you helped Donald Trump get elected and the SYSTEMS that were put in place to accomplish it.

You have an extraordinary, once in a lifetime moment here.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump doesn’t care much about genocide, but a fake “white genocide”? Now he’s fired up

[Linda Mamoun @mamoun_linda]

Listen to what this distinguished professor at Princeton asked on national TV:

“How many dead Palestinians are needed for the state of Israel? What level of mass death is required to satiate your revenge, to feel safe?”