You thought Friday was bad?
🔮We are in for the worst week in the history of the stock market 🔮 @realDonaldTrump@BarackObama
Real niggas like me and Barack will take advantage of the discounts. Fake niggas like Don and Shai from the Thunder will not.
If @asmalley_golf (pro golfer) was playing in a junior golf tournament right now, he’d be in the bottom 50% of the field (pro golfer). This is unbelievable and honestly concerning. @PGATOUR please reevaluate his status #angry#dammit
@intakebreathing is the worst fucking purchase I have ever made. Incredibly inconvenient having to put magnets on your nose for it to work not to mention you look retarded. The magnets come off very easily and you have to buy new ones every fuckin week. Fuck you @intakebreathing
Potatoes are an infinite money glitch. Also an infinite time glitch just microwaving it right quick. Great with a little butter and pepper.
Cheers,
Your black friend, Mo @BarackObama
@RickRunGood guaranteed that Max Greyserman would play well this week. If it doesn’t pan out there will be violence. #violence#fear@RickRunGood Be careful.