M B C R T V

Photographer & Artist. Italian speaker. Rain lover. December baby. Nina to KB.

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@cabq there’s no streetlights for several days on Coors from I-40 to Central, and there’s constantly people crossing the street in the dark. If this was the NE Heights, it would have been fixed within hours.

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You know who I hope is having a good life? @davidbanner. I miss you. Don’t actually know you, just miss your music.

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Here me out…

A Friends themed hair salon called I’ll Be Hair For You.

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My white boyfriend jokes that I have a “Latina meter” whenever I get feisty. So now that we’re moving in together, I need to brush up on my Spanish so that when I mop on Saturday mornings I can yell at him. “Ya te dije, no camines sobre mis pisos limpios, pendejo!”

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There’s a special place for people who leave too much space in front of them in a drive thru, so the next person can’t order because you think there needs to be 84 feet between cars…

Or did I already say this?
Still stands.

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The boys in the booth behind me at lunch keep saying “don’t tell Ashley.”

Ashley, I’m telling.

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Fun fact: I don’t get brain freeze. I get back freeze. Right between the shoulder blades. It’s painful. And it makes me freeze like a pterodactyl.

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Oh, how naive of me. 7 months later, 2 hospital stays, sepsis, 2 stents, 2 surgeries, and one more coming up. And this is all because of one stone.

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Me enduring my first, and hopefully last, kidney stones:

“Oh just in labor with my two little rock babies”

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Cersei Lannister used to be the only character that I hated so much with a passion that I wanted the most gruesome death for them… I’m adding Angelina from Manifest to that list. Her death wasn’t violent enough.

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I say “I’m going to start screaming” a lot for someone who genuinely hates the sound of people screaming.

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Maybe not Hell, but there’s a special place for people who leave 8 car lengths of room between them and the car in front of them in a drive thru.

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My quote for today is “this shirt didn’t do me any good on dates, maybe I’ll have more luck at a funeral.”

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I don’t care what anyone says, don’t even try to change my mind…

FUCK Alexis Avila.

And if you defend her, then fuck you too.

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Bold of the Girl Scouts to put an expiration date on the cookie boxes, as if they’d ever get anywhere close to that date.

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@ChilisSupport Since it’s discontinued, share the recipe? 🫶🏻

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@Chilis why did you discontinue the chipotle garlic butter? 💔💔💔

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If you show your mom a cat video and she doesn’t ask whose cat it is, is she even a mom?

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I just learned that people chew their #starbursts. Am I the only one that just lets it dissolve in their mouth? @Starburst

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I accidentally took two of my diabeetus pills this morning at work, and I told someone “if I don’t get some cake soon I might die…” no one thought it was funny. I hate it here.

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Nothing makes me dislike people more than they way they line up in a Costco/Sam’s Club gas station line.

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What if… hear me out… what if, I just throw him up in the ceiling and scream “SAVE BANDIT!” and just take off running down the hallway? They can’t fire me, right? #theoffice #savebandit