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再不幽默一點的話，就沒什麼可以笑的了。
大部分時間都是在詛咒這個世界和發廢文XD
paradox player
#男#異性戀#智性戀#體力超好喜歡運動(not what you are thinking!!)

[P @MEMECAT08053]

我家隔壁的情侶做愛做到我能感受到他們在打樁, 震動感震動到我家動感傳到我了, 這算不算一種3P?

[P @MEMECAT08053]

Where are those feminist

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

🚨 El ministro de Educación afgano ha anunciado que las mujeres tendrán prohibido asistir permanentemente a las escuelas.

ONU Mujeres no ha dicho ni una palabra.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

🚨 El ministro de Educación afgano ha anunciado que las mujeres tendrán prohibido asistir permanentemente a las escuelas.

ONU Mujeres no ha dicho ni una palabra.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Mark Zuckerberg, an outspoken critic of "man-made climate change", shows off his new $300 million, 287-foot mega yacht, powered by four gigantic diesel engines.

Yet another stark reminder that Net Zero is only for the peasants

[P @MEMECAT08053]

@valarr_dohaeris 認識一個經常約砲還染了性病的女人，
結果她後面交了個工程師男友，女人現在住進了大宅

笑死.

[P @MEMECAT08053]

@whyyoutouzhele 1945年的時候自己選的

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@FuckmehardWjin 180

[Hypergamy @HypergamyOnSol]

So true.

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

Indian girls who spent their 20s getting choked, slapped, and used as cum dumpsters by fuckboys now demand “a respectful man who never objectifies me” at 29.

Same girls who begged for rough sex and sent “destroy me daddy” texts now want soft kisses and “emotional safety”.

The hypocrisy is next-level insane.

[P @MEMECAT08053]

@WHLeavitt They should be erased

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@realMaalouf Cancer of the Earth

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@momoGZ0412 亞洲肉便器

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你再講多少百句暖心話也比不上她前男友/渣男的一句
「約嗎？」

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Life story of a simp

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Life story of a simp

[P @MEMECAT08053]

@nyantamach222 Ai

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

[P @MEMECAT08053]

@WangNextDoor2 芝麻仁又在用著西方的推特然後給西方扣帽子了

[Vincent | 信号＞噪音 @VincentLogic]

Git 在手，提示词满天飞，这大概就是 AI 时代最真实的样子。

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

They are destroying TVs, laptops, antennas, satellites, and other electronic devices because they are haram and didn’t exist in Muhammad’s time. All while using their phones to film and post it online.

Stupidity knows no bounds.