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Help me survive two toddlers in my 40’s

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If you're in your 40s and you sit on the floor to play with your children getting back up is sometimes not an option.

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Them: limit your screen time

Also them: place a screen everywhere imaginable

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Are you wearing a mask because of the humidity or because of sickness?

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To the lady waiting for my parking I apologize for the long wait it’s because I have to crawl in from the passenger side door as my driver door is closed shut and no one could figure it out because I drive a used German car

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Apparently, there’s a World Cup in 72hrs

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You guys need to stop tagging me in your birthday posts people gonna start thinking I actually have friends

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@RaminNasibov When relationships meant something

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How it feels when you go into a Tim Hortons instead of the drive-through to save time

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They say don’t burn bridges, but Some bridges are make-believe

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Shits getting weird

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Why is Cannavaro coaching #uzbekistan

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Nice to see Cannavaro 🇮🇹 starting in the #worldcup

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I don’t need drama in my life

People who cause drama

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Christians who need constant praise are the worst

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Poor Europe already going through first heat wave

Meanwhile #mtl 9°C

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@ughfinewhatever @Reeseforsure It should be illegal for anyone to get special treatment because of how they look

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Realtors: this spacious high-end luxury condo apartment can be yours for only $2300/month #Canadá #montreal #housing

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This is considered luxury high-end and $2300 a month in #Canada #Montréal #housing

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How can I care about the game tonight

#habs #claudelemieux

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7 day week in #MTL