Michelle Bloom

Senior Marketing Manager @thedacfp and @tayourfuture with @ricedelman. Formerly @coindesk, @politico, @nationaljournal. 2018-19 @UMWallaceHouse fellow. Dog mom.

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

For years, Trump took a hair-loss drug — Propecia (finasteride).

Now it’s no longer on his medical reports.

I asked the White House if Trump still uses it, and officials said they’re not obligated to disclose all his medications.

https://t.co/80QluMs2Ap

[Michelle Bloom @MJolanBloom]

the shade 😎

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers.

MJ: Yes.
Reporter: By how much?
MJ: Two or three points.
Reporter: Why so close?
MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.

[Digital Assets Council of Financial Professionals @thedacfp]

Clients are asking about crypto. Are you providing answers or a deer in headlights?

Attend #CryptoConvergence, Dallas, June 8–10. CFP, IWI and CFA CE credits available.

Register: https://t.co/EwPfLQkEqq

[Weijia Jiang @weijia]

The Hilton donated the ~2600 dinners that went unserved at WHCD. They freeze dried the steak and lobster for longer shelf life before giving them to 2 shelters for abused women and children. HUGE thank you to the staff that worked through the night under terrible circumstances.

[Michelle Bloom @MJolanBloom]

👀

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

◻️ A mystery email offering $200,000 in sponsorship
◻️ A rushed trip to Kampala, Uganda
◻️ A lawyer in flip-flops and an offer of gold bars

"And then, as it was in the middle of a political election, there was a lot of military everywhere."

Pierre Gasly's story of gold, deceit and desperation on the path to F1. With a big warning to those still treading it.

📝 @nauckas

🔗 https://t.co/D2wSIUfLfF

[Ric Edelman @ricedelman]

More CFPs are over 70 than under 30. 38% of advisors will retire in the next decade. America will soon have 100,000 fewer advisors than families need.

So we did something about it.

Proud to announce the @RowanUniversity School of Financial Planning. I'm its Founding Head. Classes start Fall 2026.

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Being a Tamagotchi parent is hard work 😓

#McLarenF1 | #JapaneseGP 🇯🇵

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

A major U.S. airport is asking travelers to donate gift cards to TSA workers who are working through a government shutdown and are not receiving paychecks.

[CoinDesk @CoinDesk]

WATCH: "For the crypto community to say we don't want any bill unless we can get yield out of stablecoins — I don't think it's the hill to die on."

@ricedelman breaks down why he thinks banks are likely to win the stablecoin debate.

[Michelle Bloom @MJolanBloom]

TFW you go from someone’s friend to dad 🤣 #VanderpumpRules

[Sarah Donaldson @SarahEDon]

Grimace is (literally) in the (Ohio) House (don’t ask me why, i don’t know)

[Michelle Bloom @MJolanBloom]

👀👀👀

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

State of the Union 2026.

Lock in, Patriots . 🇺🇸

[Michelle Bloom @MJolanBloom]

Trump at SOTU: I saw gas at $1.85 in Iowa recently.

Me in Ohio: “Really? Was $2.89 last weekend in freaking Dayton last weekend?”

But America is on top and better than ever y’all. 👀

[taylia¹ @here4lando]

patiently waiting for thursday and friday

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

every relationship needs one of each, i think

[Michelle Bloom @MJolanBloom]

"The purpose of having f## k you money is to say f## k you, but it seems the purpose of f## k you money is to have more f## k you money."
https://t.co/lYr0wWlfo9

[jess @enchantedjess13]

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

[Michelle Bloom @MJolanBloom]

TBH @washingtonpost is making a huge mistake by getting rid of any local coverage. DC needs local news. DC deserves local news.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).