Owen

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

Name a more pointless invention than sparkling water

[Jay Swingler @JaySwingler]

@wroetoshaw This is a great way of showing support to a friend. But you really shouldn’t be betting money on someone just because they’re your friend, I cannot wait to drop this guy to the floor and see you looking really shocked and sad ring side

[Jay Swingler @JaySwingler]

I get so full from just looking in the mirror because I’m such a snacc

[Jay Swingler @JaySwingler]

if you enjoy drinking sparkling water, you're a fraud and should be prosecuted heavily