Jon Morphew

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@GopherHole I'm sure this isn't his final commitment.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@Super70sSports I'd rather watch wiener dog racing at my local track than this BS passing as baseball before the inevitable lockout that will cancel next season.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@GopherHole St. Cloud Technical and Community College. But only at home, where we would likely be favored.

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@MeatSauce1 It's nice to see Target Field hosting the MSHSL baseball tournament today.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@GopherHole At least it wasn't a story about us winning an off-season natty. So, I guess that's a good thing?

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@AaronGleeman And that silence you hear is Tom Pohlad...

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@Super70sSports And I'll take an order of bread sticks with Night Ranger playing on the jukebox.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@GopherHole This ranks right up there with the great Pitino rental car gas refill kerfuffle.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@PhilMackey About time. But, I guess it's better late than never.

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@GopherHole And now they're into third too. I'm not a great college gymnastics mind, but that seems pretty good to me and better than one of those three other high profile programs.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@PaulCharchian And they've made hundreds "hundreds?" of millions off the team. My heart breaks for them. I wish I could suffer so badly.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@PaulCharchian Is that article from The Onion? It's the only plausible explanation.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@jzulgad And, for some reason, teams keep lining up to hand him the bag. He has won only one more playoff game than you and I combined. It is almost impossible to conceive of a more sustained run of mediocrity that has been rewarded so handsomely.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@GopherHole Maybe we won't win the off-season natty this year for something new and different. But we did set an attendance record at the softball game against UCLA. 3,100 at the game. Thank goodness we're a volleyball and softball school now.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@GopherHole It was the extremely rare basketball power play.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@JonKrawczynski More disappointing than getting crushed at home by Philly without Embiid or at home by Orlando? This was probably their tenth least disappointing performance of the season. At least the Lakers have Luka.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@DexsTweets The most evergreen tweet that has ever existed. With Royce, just rinse, lather and repeat. A more shocking report would be when Royce isn't injured.

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@MeatSauce1 Can you see them maybe, possibly making a call?

[Jon Morphew @MNBigRedFan]

@jzulgad The regular season is a long boring slog, just like the NBA. Their regular seasons are meaningless filler just to get to the filet mignon that are the playoffs.