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[MyName @moit]

and you've got the hottest chicks thanks to playboy!

[MyName @moit]

can you get the half-naked chick out of the chair so i can see what i'm buying

[MyName @moit]

wimpy little fingers

[MyName @moit]

i just like to touch stuff first, there i said it!

[MyName @moit]

it's okay if you're trying to sell porn

[MyName @moit]

are all the students who have porn problems gone for the summer? Oh wait, there's still guys on campus.

[MyName @moit]

my package is cleaner than some things around here

[MyName @moit]

this chair's been strangling my boys

[MyName @moit]

not me, i just had a kashi and i have to go poop

[MyName @moit]

hey honey, come to the bedroom so i can show you this

[MyName @moit]

it always degrades to monkeys and i don't know why

[MyName @moit]

cause i'll beat them over the head till they do

[MyName @moit]

put it on mute till you're done shuttin' up

[MyName @moit]

if i was playing starcraft instead of playing with jessica, i'd be in trouble

[MyName @moit]

push it in, pull it out! Same thing i've been doing for five years!

[MyName @moit]

That would be just another neon sign pointing towards it

[MyName @moit]

Your mom's heavy at noon

[MyName @moit]

i went too far, you're pregnent there

[MyName @moit]

the only guaranteed raise around here is with our health insurance

[MyName @moit]

it's not about need, it's about storing up fat for winter