Some people ask:
So monkey man what is your story?
Monkey mans story begins in 2005 when he was just a baby monkey. Monkey man was birthed by the king and queen monkey. Monkey man has since then been adopted by humans, and lives a human life and lives in a jungle-
@TonyGonzales4TX If you actually did what you promised instead of voting with Dems against guns, against the constitution, and against securing the border, I would’ve voted for you.
Hell I would’ve campaigned for you.
But now I’m taking you to the runoff March 5th, and it’s too late to stop me.
It’s #NationalRoastDay™
Drop the “roast me” below 👇
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Gotta do something with all this salt.
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