Ethan In Space

Humorist, Writer - Tweets to amuse while you're on the toilet.

[Ethan In Space @MrSpace]

@kaitlancollins Might be time to redefine TDS to people who suckle at the feet of The Orange Man no matter how much damage he does.

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@WhiteHouse I get it. Bullies typically don't know how to handle being punched back.

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#parenting #mrmom

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Happy Lent

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@ChrisRyan77 @TheWatchPod we have a name for when your spouse binge watches a show you started together without you: Bingeadict Arnold!

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Whoa! #Racist Laundry!

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@ConanOBrien You were always good for throwing those UCB kids a gig back in the Late Night days.

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@BikiniBeast

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@LFRFamily Damn, you dumb

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@aricfedida @GodOfMemes1776 @CalltoActivism @grok The $376 million renovation project focused on improving the infrastructure of the White House.
​The project was to replace decades-old heating, cooling, electrical, and fire-alarm equipment, as well as unspecified security systems.

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@JJCH127596 @Sanikri @akafaceUS

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@daviddunn177

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@skyler_higley 1st special was good because Theo has a really unique way that he expresses his thoughts. But after that wears off and the audience gets used to it, there needs to be good jokes. Oh well.

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@jonfavs Portland won't take this sitting down... and that's exactly what The White House wants.

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@RainsBand @WeAreSinclair I'd be surprised if it was anything above local lawyer or concrete contractor ads. Real 3AM kind of stuff.

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@WeAreSinclair How's the ad revenue going with that compelling programming you put in Jimmy's place? 🤣🤣

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@blcartwright @cind3rella1213 @MarlowNYC Is Star Wars and Marvel not for "all sides"? I haven't been keeping up. Did MAGA get mad that Gamora and Star Lord are an interracial couple? 😉

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@cind3rella1213 @MarlowNYC Also, it was looking like Hollywood talent were starting to rethink working with Disney.