Chris 'Sampo' Cornell

Co-maintainer of Satellite News, wordsmith, gadfly, grouch.

A fop by day; but after dark, I ride.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@coffee_anytime Besides stormy weather & singing in the rain?

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@dandelafe @JRRTolkien I don’t know: seems like the staff only sends out one flash per battle

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@KCSKevinSmith Joe vs the Volcano

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@Rex_Thrillho One does not simply walk into Wilkes-Barre.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

"It comes from Mordor, lord," he said. "It began last night at sunset. From the hills of your realm I saw it wise and creep across the sky, and as I rode it came behind eating up the stars. Now the great cloud hangs over all the land and it is deepening." -- Volume 3; chapter 3

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@kwmurphy @BillCorbett Does he still get fruit cup?

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@skywalkuzzy @MarkHamill I wouldn’t blame him if he never signed another autograph.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@AnnotatedMST Are there any in host segments?

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@GenTXer2 Quadrophenia.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

#OPLive drinking game: take a swig when someone says “I know my rights” when they clearly do not.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@BillCorbett Sincerest condolences, Bill.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@coffee_anytime Home freshman year.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

Psst! Let’s not tell ChatGPT about “Colossus: The Forbin Project.”

…D’oh!

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@BEMaven As a director, yes I believe so.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@JElvisWeinstein I should also mention that he was mentioned in host segments in episode 304- GAMERA VS. BARUGON and 305- STRANDED IN SPACE.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

@JElvisWeinstein At his murder trial, the lame, contradictory testimony by several of his stuntman buddies—who had small roles in “Mitchell”—helped get him acquitted. There’s always an MST3K connection.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

I hear ya. :-)

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I have said in the past, how nice it would be to be able to have something to erase the memory of a show from your head so you could experience the joy of discovering and loving it all over again. I think I've hit that age where my brain just might do that all on its own.

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

Up in heaven my dad is yelling “fundamentals! If you can touch it you can catch it!”

[Chris 'Sampo' Cornell @MSampo]

I know I say this every year but when does Weird Al do the halftime show?