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[Kurt Busch @KurtBusch]

Thank you, everyone, for the well wishes, support, & love for my brother and our family. I reflect back on the days Kyle and I raced anything we could get our hands on.
I will forever be grateful for the memories we made, the lessons you taught me, and the brotherhood we shared.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Dear Mrs. Thomas:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban your husband from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Thomas, are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras:

1. June15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked “where is the fitting room?”

And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly,
'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

[Tee Rickey @OCRichardP]

"Life is hard...but it's harder when you're stupid."
~Sen. John Kennedy

[Flavorful Kitchen Adventures @ann_ann886]

Garlic Butter Shrimp

[Soulfood @Soulfoodiiee]

🍽 Closed Hamburger
👩🏻‍🍳 canfeezam

📝 Recipe Link In The Comments

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Stuffed onion rings.

[Fresh Cure @Fresh_Cure]

Grilled Chili Lime Chicken Thighs

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

BRB, heading to Tractor Supply..!! 🙇‍♂️

[Smart Recipe 🥩 @SeriesGadget]

Smash or pass.

[Cooking DIY 🍳 @diy_cooking]

Crispy edges and juicy center.

[The Genesis @oboofafrica]

2013 — At El Mirage Dry Lake, Brian Gillespie pushed his modified Honda Insight to the limit 😳🚗💨💥
A run that quickly turned into a moment nobody saw coming. 🔥🏁

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️🏌️ This golf course recommends you play tees based on your score / game enjoyment rather than gender.

Are you in favour of this?

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The guy outside is like " wow 🤯, please can I chill here as you ladies go shopping"😂

[Dirty Mo Media @DirtyMoMedia]

Forever Rowdy.🙏

This is the best of Kyle Busch on Dirty Mo Media.

Rest easy, 8.

[꧁♛𝓑𝓵✯𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼♛꧂ @heyitsmeCarolyn]

Wishing Clint Eastwood a Happy Birthday!

[Stuff Worth Seeing @StuffWorthSee]

A gift my son will really appreciate!!!

[Marta Cecilia Maya López @MartaCecilia36]

Increíble forma de hacer pizzas!!!

[#NUKEREDBULLRACING @mandarthalorian]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS MASSIVE CRASH AT MONZA😭😭😭