Matty Stevenson

34. Evertonian. I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octupus' garden in the shade.

[Matty Stevenson @MStevo91]

4 points dropped in the last 3 games from goals conceded after the 90th minute. If we don’t get a European spot, only got ourselves to blame.

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Aznou must be absolutely shocking to not even get one game over Mykolenko

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When you’re local rivals with those haunted cunts, you have to accept that this is going to happen from time to time.

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How on earth have we won this?! 🤣

Never write off the Saints!

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@RyanSoccerAA That was also the case with Onana a couple of seasons ago, who is also a terrible goalkeeper, so I’m not sure how much that stat can be relied on.

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[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

Jordan Pickford denied Sandro Tonali with an utterly WORLD CLASS save in stoppage time. 👏

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@BabblingBlues @Stylo_____ Rohl’s best game for the club was away at Villa and he hasn’t played a minute since. Meanwhile, Gueye has stunk the place out since coming back from AFCON

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Surely it makes sense to replay a double movement offence at full speed to determine if it was or not? Playing it in slow motion is only going to give one outcome #SLWARSTH

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Hopefully he doesn’t drop it like it’s hot

[TMZ @TMZ]

Snoop Dogg is an Olympic Torchbearer for the 2026 Winter Games! https://t.co/JqRsHipXc2

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@genfball Close

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Completely get the rule of pulling someone’s hair being a red card, but there has to be some common sense used in these situations.

In no way, shape or form can Keane’s pull be classed as violent conduct.

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@Everton @BeckiStevo

[Everton @Everton]

Win a shirt signed by Jordan Pickford! 🧨

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Both Chelsea goals completely against the run of play. You have to take your chances at places like this. If you don’t then you risk this exact thing happening.

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Do they always do this when we beat them at home? Joke of a club and joke of an owner

[Rob Dorsett @RobDorsettSky]

Excl: #nffc to complain to PGMOL about James Tarkowski’s off-the-ball shoulder barge on Dan Ndoye in #efc defeat. Forest bosses furious and adamant it was violent conduct in the 11th min. They want an explanation. Dyche said post match “I’m amazed big Tarky got away with that.”

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@smiggs_1878 @BeckiStevo

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UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES!!!

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Overlooked because it’s not a patch on the Hill Dicky

[Empire of the Kop @empireofthekop]

In case you're wondering why the Hill Dickinson Stadium is a host venue for Euro 2028 but Anfield isn't...

Liverpool's home has been overlooked due to its pitch not meeting UEFA's 'standard dimensions' of 105m x 68m (its playing surface is 101 metres in length)

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@EricNMoody DJ Moore, Henderson or Bam for my flex today? Half PPR. Thanks!

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Superb news. A huge reason why we have remained a Premier League club over the last few years.

[Everton @Everton]

Jordan Pickford has signed a new four-year deal, keeping him at Everton until the end of June 2029.

Get the rave on, @JPickford1! 💙