Alf

[ahmed🧉 @Lisandrosprop]

The average goal Lammens concedes

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

King.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sol Campbell says he can’t believe Alan Carr managed to pull Amanda Holden.

“Just shows women can’t resist a sense of humour,” he observed

[Sick Note @SickNote2026]

Sound them peptides @afowler06

[Charles @varianskyee]

“Man Utd will be the busiest club in the summer”

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

Absholutely bloody roashtin

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

👀 Jason: "Jay... Going down? Up the Imps."

😡 Jamie: "Shut up. We're bottom!"

Jamie O'Hara had another meltdown after Spurs' loss to Newcastle AND Cundy bringing out the Ange mask 😳 🤣

[Gm 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌎🥇 @GeorgMiller12]

Nice of mick hucknall to drive him there.
Didn’t know he was on the minibuses - guess moneys to tight to mention

[BCSRF @weareBCSRF]

Luke Littler aside who’s getting the other 699 Como tickets? 🧐

[Chloe Evans @chloeevans1997]

Them Creamfields vibes

[Matty Johnson @MrMattyjohnson]

Alarming.

But the main one here is point number 3.

Passing on a football ticket to a mate or family member should never be put in a position of jeopardy, it’s been in the culture of football since tickets came into existence.

And should always remain, scary times ahead.

[H @harleymufc2]

What a fucking keeper man, shame he has absolute aids in front of him.

[MUFC Away Days @mufcaways_]

Worlds biggest ticket touts

[Tyler @Tyler_]

“ oiiii ez and Ez back at it again ye, you man kill me too much can’t wait for the banter this szn”

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

“In terms of Harry Maguire, we have shown very clearly over the last few seasons that we will only go for a transfer if we feel it is the right valuation.”

- Omar Berrada, 2020

I’m as frustrated as the next man with how this window is playing out, but the club sticking to this policy is the right approach.

United have spent far too many years overpaying because selling clubs knew we’d eventually cave.

As incredibly annoying as it is if the valuation isn’t right be prepared to walk away.

[WebbyONeill @WebbyONeill]

Absolutely heartbroken to say our great mate Webby has sadly passed away💔

So many years, laughs, United games and memories together that we’ll never forget. Our thoughts and love are with all his family and friends. Going to miss you mate. Rest easy Webby. ❤️🇾🇪

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Surely a Monty Python sketch

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Can’t wait to hear this in St James