MUFC Bible

Philly native, Harvard alum that supports Manchester United. Always ready for hot takes and deep analysis, follow me and I’ll follow back. #GlazersOut

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If United don’t sign Lewis Hall, throw the season away. This result means nothing. We have 3 players starting games for us that are not good enough.

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I’ve finally seen the light: we will never compete again for a PL title. Board is not willing to spend on elite players. We will stay forever mid.

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The lack of signings rearing its ugly head right now. Shameful window from INEOS.

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@ManUtd FLYING DUTCHMAN

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PLAYING AGAINST TWO COUNTRIES AND THE REFS THEY STILL CANNOT BEAT US 🇺🇸

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The Unction

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After finishing as Group K runners-up, Portugal will meet with Croatia in the Round of 32 🇵🇹🇭🇷

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João Neves odia a Cristiano Ronaldo como toda persona de bien

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Thierry Henry was COOKING Cristiano Ronaldo for his performance against Congo:

“The team needs to score, not YOU need to score..."” 😭💀

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Summerville is just not a good enough player if w have legitimate ambitions.

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Signing Ederson feels like the Fred signing from a few years ago. Just not ambitious enough at a time we need to be reaching the next level.

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United, just splash 200M on Baleba, Anderson, and M Fernandes and you are sorted in midfield for the next 5 years. No playing around please.

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BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

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A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

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Unfortunately don’t get the vibe that Eliott Anderson is coming to United. Bring me Tchouameni and M Fernandes and we’re all good.

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Elliot Anderson needs to be at Old Trafford. Need to throw the kitchen sink at him and Forest. Would massively accelerate the midfield rebuild.

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Mason Mount take a bow by the way. Levels above Zirkzee.

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Man Utd (4.43) 3-2 (1.99) Nottm Forest

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If Bruno’s teammates weren’t jokers he would have had 30 assists this season.