Muttering John

Some say master of morning radio, others doyen of late night, even podcasting genius -- writer and stand up, but I prefer, joke crafter!

Parody, obviously!

[Muttering John @MutteringJ]

THE PROPHET - SAINT TOM OF CHIUSAN0

Before anyone else, years prior to @whoarethesepod, @RadioGunk and @RelocationBoss, this man knew the truth about Stuttering John.

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@Karmichael3rd Will you be publishing the DMs? ...

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@ZPZ4Life @AaronImholte @TVs_Wil_Herren Imholte is so cringe - literally no one was interested! ...

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: WEATHERMAN ENJOYING PAID VACATION AS SAD STEEL TOE BEGS FOR PENNIES IN HIS CENTRAL MINNESOTA BASEMENT!

While pretend radio guy @AaronImholte begs for chump change - and is now even paying himself! - @TVs_Wil_Herren is enjoying some rest from his real media job!

[TV’s Wil Herren @TVs_Wil_Herren]

@ZPZ4Life @MutteringJ @AaronImholte @geno_bisconte

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@ZPZ4Life @AaronImholte @TVs_Wil_Herren It's clear the vast majority are just there as regular patrons, wondering what this dolt and his handful of yokel non-ironic viewers are doing! ...

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@AImholtequotes @AaronImholte It makes no sense, too! ... How can a person open pickles? ...

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@TVs_Wil_Herren @jimy3212 @AaronImholte Do you mean actual media work, Weatherman, not playing pretend radio and begging for pennies like Imholte? ...

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@KmMick @caprichosa77 I'll never forget the laughs, bro! ... They're indelibly marked on my mind! ...

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@ZPZ4Life @AaronImholte @TVs_Wil_Herren It's pretty amazing that Imholte's entire hand-to-mouth existence is dependent on this lot! ... No wonder he couldn't afford to give his first ex-wife a measly $40 for her children! ...

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@StammeringJ @320_212 @AaronImholte Whatever happened to the Milk Man? ... He's the only other unironic Imholte viewer that's appeared on the platform! ...

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@320_212 @AaronImholte What is the best part of Imholte's pretend radio show? ... It's really interesting to hear from one of his few unironic viewers! ...

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@AaronImholte Interesting definition of great, @AaronImholte, but you're a dolt who thought going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of private sexual images was great!

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@manacalaczar @AaronImholte @whoarethesepod @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho 'I've been a liar. I've been a monster' ...

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OP-ED: IF IMHOLTE IS SO GOOD, WHY IS HE SO POOR?

Pretend radio guy @AaronImholte says he's doing way better than @whoarethesepod, @shalomshuli's @TheUncleRicoSho and Melton, but, if so, why can't he pony up 45 cents per child a day for his ex-wife due to insufficient earnings?

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@AImholtequotes @Samwaste168142 @AaronImholte Is April the one Imholte lost to that fella or the recycling man? ... Johnny is the one on benefits, right? ...

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@AImholtequotes @AaronImholte Is all these yokels do throw beanbags while being racist? ...

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@KmMick Stay safe, bro! ... Thanks for the laughs! ...

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@Samwaste168142 @shalomshuli @TheUncleRicoSho I guess, at least, Shuli has more views than your clips! ...

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OP-ED: THE MASTER POINTS OUT LIMITATIONS IN HAPLESS SHULI PRODUCER'S LEGAL ACTION!

Yet again, multi-millionaire Columbia University grad, VTL, points out the incompetency of an argument related to @shalomshuli's @TheUncleRicoSho gopher, Russo! ...

https://t.co/HEduNzTz6m

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@BevRicky14446 @AImholtequotes @AaronImholte @whoarethesepod I would 25 years behind at best! ...

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@SpaceClownZobo @paleochristcon @AaronImholte Where, bro? ...

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@SpaceClownZobo @paleochristcon @AaronImholte How do you open pickles? ...