Hermes

I am Hermes, son of Zeus, Messenger to the Gods. But I do NOT deliver parcels! Usually found working in a taverna in #Ithaca, Greece. I'm for sale for beer :)

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Evri day someone moans about parcels!

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@BBCLookNorth Come on @BBCNews Jade was sent to a male prison for a reason #notawoman

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@Truth12Truth @myHermesParcel @evri @Theives Sure, where do you want it delivering? Assuming it's not already been nicked...

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I don't even know what Twitch is or streaming and never heard of the game, but I'm going to have a go just to make a point. #FreeSpeech #FreedomOfExpression

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@DamienLBlack I know right! @evri_hermes

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@jackchauhan1987 @evri @BBCWatchdog Nope. But as they say, any publicity is good publicity! 🤣

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Fuck me...

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#DontPutItOff

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@CutinoClive @Pauline32159508 Hey Clive, how's it hanging?

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@CutinoClive @Pauline32159508 Hey Clive

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@GGSTARROCKS Have you got it now?

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@KKam69027516 Try @evri_hermes see if they can help now the company has been renamed.

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@JoePurcell727 We've just found him. He's been wandering around town all this time. Thanks for your concern.

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@whereIsParcel @myHermesParcel @BBCNews @ASOS_Careers You just talk shit. Come on then pussy!

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Do you think there is potentially some sort of offence here? :)

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@whereIsParcel woooo, big boy, big words!

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Evri day someone moans about parcels!

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@RonanCallaghan0 Who does that?

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I see #AndyBurnham is trending as a possible future labour leader. Imagine if a scouser became PM. Jeez...

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@Wina48 wina by name, whiner by nature

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@StefFi94092047 You're welcome Stef

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@kissandmakeupuk @Rob_J_Frost Cash is sooo last centaury!

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@kissandmakeupuk @Rob_J_Frost Don't post stuff if you can help it, give it to a charity shop. Don't buy stuff you don't need is another top tip for saving the environment and your money. If everyone bought less, we wouldn't half as many couriers and vans on the road.