Max

based on a true story

[Max @madmax_v]

not to brag but i’m really a pro when it comes to putting screen protectors on phones. no air bubbles and perfectly aligned everytime 👨🏾‍🍳🤌🏾 💋

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

The Five Heartbeats were so good that people thought they were a real group.

[! @grey990s]

Times getting hard a nigga had to cut the butt off the La Roche-Posay

[Max @madmax_v]

you can tell im a good man by the seasoning on my cast iron skillet

[Max @madmax_v]

Lucky there’s a family guy

[Max @madmax_v]

love my grammy but she needs to go so I can get one of those circle chains

[jj @therlbread1_]

ill kill myself before i cheat on my bitch

[Max @madmax_v]

getting grandma a gift for mother’s day is a simple investment. being the favorite grandchild can easily make you $200+ a year

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

Nigga did they put FENT in the pollen this year???

[Max @madmax_v]

me and the asian guy with the permed afro locked eyes. he knew what he did was wrong

[Max @madmax_v]

nothing brings people together like yelling “back door” at the bus driver

[Max @madmax_v]

bright sunny day in the high 60s I’m getting the first dose of serotonin in months

[Max @madmax_v]

losing all respect for my professor as he fails to draw a cube

[! @grey990s]

Swizz Beatz you dont got a switch!???

[Max @madmax_v]

@AyyeZach_ i call vocals