Maddy Ligidakis

dayman: fighter of the nightman

[KAI @ended_everyone]

let’s sit here & talk about life

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Listening to my friends audio messages

[(っ◔◡◔)っ Jack @childishblonde]

how I be feeling when the edible kicks in

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

now why’d they name that little girl jonbenet

[want a gf @plsfindmeagf]

i Get so Excited when she talks To me i Start shaking like a Scared chihuahua

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

when i watch selling sunset i feel like i am the feminist book store owners from portlandia

[Allegra Hobbs @AllegraEHobbs]

will never stop thinking about the cold call I made yesterday to a person I have never spoken to in my life, who answered the phone on the second ring, in a tone of such confidence it bordered on confrontational, with "Speak to me."

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

you’ve got to fuck up so bad to not get $8 out of me. i’m stupid, i’ll spend $8 on anything

[trash jones @jzux]

“did you hear kylie jenner is dating timothee chalamet” did you hear i probably won’t be able to afford to retire

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

The finale will air on May 17th.
The three part reunion will begin May 24th.
Secrets Revealed will air on June 14th. #pumprules

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I refuse to watch a man’s story the chances of it being a golf course are far too high

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

[emily may @emilykmay]

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”